I walked outside, begged people for money, flipped off and pissed on a Karen for not giving me money, sent my army of pigeons to deal with the cops, went back to my spot underneath the bridge, and started playing Bum Simulator.

Overall the game is great and fulfills it's goal of letting you live like a bum! I wasn't expecting a main story plot or anything so I was pleasantly surprised! Feels a lot more polished than I was expecting from a "simulator" game too. You also collect materials and use them to add production stuff to your base to get different materials to progress the story or to defend your own base against raids. I wasn't a fan of the base building mechanics or the LARGE need for so many different materials for the story quests, but this game was still a great time!

live life like LeanSuperSam420 the biggest hobo i know

Piled 15 cops into a dumpster after knocking them out by hurling pigeons at them then pissed all over the pile for 7 minutes. 10/10.