This game makes absolutely no sense, and I really enjoyed it because of that. It is not a good game, but if you treat it right, you will have a good time.

This is like The Room of videogames. It is janky. There are bugs. The combat is like a god-awful mish-mash of different genres, never managing to pull off either of them - there's not enough ammo to play this like Gears of War, the parrying system is too broken to play it like Sekiro, and there's no real combo system to speak of to play it like Ninja Gaiden. This is absolutely not a game you should play on anything but the easiest difficulty.

Where the game shines are the moments where the sheer absurdity of the game overwhelms your ability to process it. The karaoke. The elevator cutscene. The stupid boss fights. The nonsensical "Good one Cortez" when Cortez is nowhere to be seen.

This game is a work of art and you must approach it like such to get any enjoyment out of it (all 5 hours of it in my case). I absolutely recommend it.

the worst game ive ever tried.REFUNDED

misleading and unplayable