Global Gameplay Stats

7 Billion Humans

Global Achievements

% of all
players

Total achievements: 19
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96.3%

Career Milestone 1

Finish the You're Hired! cutscene.

93.1%

Worker's Comp: Trust Exercise

A worker fell into an infinite pit.

84.2%

Career Milestone 2

Finish the Intro to Morale Officers cutscene.

71.9%

Queen of Inefficiency

Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of seconds required by the speed challenge.

59.2%

Worker's Comp: Shredding It

A worker is shredded by a shredder.

52.1%

Worker's Comp: Crushing It

A worker is a crushed by an appliance.

42.9%

Career Milestone 3

Finish the Fitness Program cutscene.

39.4%

Worker's Comp: Explosive Failure

A worker exploded.

35.1%

Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust

Your solution fails more than 50% of the time.

29.3%

Social Engineer

Listen to all worker thoughts in a level.

24.6%

Career Milestone 4

Finish the Morning Petroleum cutscene.

22.5%

King of Verbosity

Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge.

13.7%

Worker's Comp: Shrieking Steel Blades

A worker is shredded by a killbot.

9.2%

Career Milestone 5

Finish the Mom and Dad of Invention cutscene.

7.5%

Green Optimization Award

Green path fully optimized.

5.3%

Blue Optimization Award

Blue path fully optimized.

5.0%

Excellent Instruction Follower

All levels complete. Congratulations.

4.6%

Orange Optimization Award

Orange path fully optimized

3.3%