Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks

Pack your things

Get fired

Popular

Receive a phone call

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant

Janitor

Become the janitor

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist

Burp!

Drink 100 beers

Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant

The crazy colleague