Global Gameplay Stats

BoneTown

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 100
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88.4%

Wet Your Whistle

Complete the Tutorial.
83.7%

Icebreaker

Mack 10 chicks.
73.6%

The Over Compensator

Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business.
71.8%

Your Inner Feminine

Get with 10 chicks.
65.8%

Repent Ye Sinner

Get turned down by 10 chicks.
60.4%

The Pleaser

Get 10 girls off.
57.6%

Ton of Fun

Get with 10 big girls.
55.0%

The Bone

Get with 10 Girls normally.
52.1%

She Ain't Got No Teeth

Beat Chapter 1.
46.5%

Earned Your Hat

Get 10 hummers.
37.5%

Identity Theft

Steal the identity of 10 guys.
35.5%

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business.
33.5%

H is for Hebrew

Beat Chapter 2.
33.2%

Gift of Gab

Mack 100 chicks.
31.9%

Good Samaritan

Get 10 girls off multiple times.
31.7%

Gettin' Itchy

Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits).
27.6%

King of the Carrot

Beat Chapter 3.
26.5%

Hit and Run

Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off.
25.2%

Hammer Time

Get with girls from behind 10 times.
23.6%

Old Family Secret

Beat Chapter 4.
23.5%

One Toke Over the Line

Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits).
21.3%

Big Game Hunter

Get with 10 hot chicks.
20.6%

Box Hunter

Get with 100 chicks.
20.4%

Aged 18 (at Least)

Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey).
20.4%

Case Meister

Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers).
18.7%

First Squirt Award

Beat Chapter 5.
17.5%

Slight Addiction

Play the game for 10 Hours.
17.4%

Box Master

Get 100 girls off.
17.4%

Havajo Hero

Beat Chapter 6.
16.4%

Swipe That V Card

Beat Chapter 7.
15.0%

Shots Down Under

Beat Chapter 8.
12.6%

T & A Trifecta

Beat Chapter 9.
12.5%

A Fungus Among Us

Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms).
11.1%

Holy of Holies

Beat Chapter 10.
10.2%

The Drop Slot

Get with 100 Girls normally.
9.2%

17 Will Get You 20

Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
9.2%

Candy Ass

Get knocked out 10 times.
9.1%

Not with a Ten Foot Pole

Get turned down by 100 chicks.
7.5%

Beer Goggle Champion

Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach.
7.3%

Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque

Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons).
6.0%

El Penetrator

Defeat Ron Jeremy
5.8%

Pound for Pound

Get with 100 big girls.
5.7%

Total Domination

Defeat the Man.
5.7%

Chasing the Dragon

Play the game for 100 Hours.
5.2%

Full Bone Addiction

Play the game for 1000 Hours.
4.7%

The Total Dick

Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business.
4.5%

Like a Love Machine

Get 100 girls off multiple times.
4.0%

FAT32 Reformat

Get with the big Robot.
3.5%

Better Red Than Dead

Get with the Devil's mistress.
3.4%

Update Your Hardware

Get with the hot Robot.
3.4%

Fill 'Er Up Award

Get 100 hummers.
3.3%

Skull Collector

Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation.
3.2%

Hittin' the Street

Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits).
3.1%

Pint Sized Pounder

Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest.
3.0%

Aqua Lung

Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits).
3.0%

Butt Brawler

Get with girls from behind 100 times.
2.9%

Locked n' Loaded

Steal the identity of 100 guys.
2.8%

Predator Status

Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
2.4%

Rubbin' Hood

Get with one of Hod's chicks.
2.2%

Frogger

Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks).
2.0%

Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus

Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms).
1.9%

Self-Service Award

Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off.
1.7%

King of Annals

Get first place in the Butt Brawl.
1.7%

Like Fish in a Barrel

Get with 100 hot chicks.
1.7%

The Panzy

Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown.
1.6%

The Babe Detector

Mack 1000 chicks.
1.5%

Hook Line and Stinker

Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong.
1.3%

Lord of Buds

Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits).
1.3%

Death Rock

Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits).
1.1%

Say Hello to My Little Friend

Get with 1000 chicks.
1.1%

Careful, You'll Go Blind

Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey).
1.1%

A Whale of a Tail

Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon.
1.1%

The Bearded Clam

Get 1000 girls off.
1.0%

You See the Size of the Chicken?

Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons).
0.9%

The Mad Capper

Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh.
0.8%

Home of the Monster Mushroom

Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms).
0.8%

King o' the Keg

Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers).
0.8%

Forty with Good Behavior

Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
0.8%

The Golden Rod

Get with 1000 Girls normally.
0.7%

I'm the Juggernaught

Steal the identity of 1000 guys.
0.7%

Master Frog Finder

Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks).
0.7%

A Bottle Is Your Only Friend

Get turned down by 1000 Girls
0.7%

Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls

Get 1000 girls off multiple times.
0.7%

100% Proof Flaccid

Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey).
0.7%

The Broken Wagon Wheel

Get with girls from behind 1000 times.
0.7%

Watch Out on the Way Out

Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons).
0.7%

Petty Woman

Get 100 hummers from a hooker.
0.7%

Pimp Status

Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
0.7%

Lord of the Vat

Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers).
0.7%

Lickin' for a Prince

Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks)
0.6%

The Mick Jagger Award

Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
0.6%

The Burger Thing

Get with 100 hookers from behind.
0.6%

Drop the Mic

Get 1000 hummers.
0.6%

Bronze Harlot

Get with a hooker 100 times.
0.6%

Young Bunz Award

Get with 1000 hot chicks.
0.6%

Large and in Charge

Get with 1000 big girls.
0.6%

Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls

Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off.
0.6%

Life in the Pokey

Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
0.6%

In Lovin' Memory Award

Get knocked out 100 times.
0.6%

Geriatrically Inclined

Get knocked out 1000 times.