Global Gameplay Stats

Goat Simulator

Global Achievements
 
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Total achievements: 127
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55.3%

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
53.2%

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
51.5%

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
50.4%

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
49.8%

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
48.5%

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
47.6%

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
41.1%

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
37.0%

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
35.9%

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
34.6%

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
32.4%

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
29.9%

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
29.1%

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
26.7%

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
25.3%

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
22.8%

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
20.3%

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
19.2%

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
18.3%

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
16.9%

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
16.8%

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
16.5%

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
16.3%

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
13.4%

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
11.8%

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
11.8%

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
11.3%

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
10.4%

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
9.1%

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
8.6%

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
8.2%

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
8.1%

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
7.7%

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
7.3%

Jörgen

Jörgen.
7.1%

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
7.1%

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
5.7%

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
5.6%

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
5.6%

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
5.4%

Don't Panic

srsly
5.2%

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
5.2%

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
5.0%

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
4.9%

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
4.8%

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
4.8%

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
4.7%

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
4.5%

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
4.4%

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
4.3%

I am Bread

Are you bread?
4.3%

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
4.3%

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
4.2%

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
4.1%

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
4.0%

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
3.9%

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
3.9%

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
3.8%

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
3.5%

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
3.5%

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
3.3%

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
3.3%

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
3.2%

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
3.2%

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
3.1%

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
3.0%

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
3.0%

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
2.9%

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
2.9%

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
2.8%

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
2.8%

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
2.7%

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
2.7%

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
2.6%

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
2.5%

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
2.5%

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
2.4%

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
2.4%

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
2.3%

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
2.3%

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
2.2%

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
2.1%

BFF

Lick a friend
2.1%

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
2.1%

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
2.0%

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
2.0%

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
1.9%

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
1.9%

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
1.9%

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
1.9%

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
1.9%

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
1.8%

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
1.8%

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
1.8%

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
1.8%

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
1.8%

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
1.8%

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
1.7%

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
1.7%

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
1.7%

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
1.7%

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
1.7%

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
1.7%

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
1.7%

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
1.7%

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ
1.6%

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
1.6%

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game
1.6%

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
1.6%

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
1.6%

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
1.6%

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
1.6%

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game
1.6%

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
1.5%

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
1.5%

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
1.5%

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
1.5%

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
1.5%

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
1.4%

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
1.4%

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
1.4%

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
1.3%

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
1.3%

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
1.3%

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
1.3%

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
1.3%

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.