Globalne statystyki rozgrywek

POSTAL 2

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66.3%

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
61.4%

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
55.9%

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
51.7%

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
50.8%

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
48.7%

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
46.9%

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
45.0%

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
37.1%

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
36.5%

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
33.6%

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
33.0%

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
32.2%

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
30.8%

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
30.2%

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
30.0%

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
27.2%

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
26.8%

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
24.3%

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
21.0%

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
20.8%

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
19.9%

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
18.9%

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
18.7%

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
18.6%

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
17.9%

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
17.2%

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

17.1%

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
16.0%

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
15.1%

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
14.7%

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
14.2%

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
13.6%

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
13.3%

You are not alone

12.8%

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
12.7%

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

11.2%

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
11.2%

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
10.5%

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
9.9%

There's always money in the banana stand

9.9%

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
9.7%

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
9.6%

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
9.6%

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
9.5%

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
9.3%

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
9.2%

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
9.2%

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
8.9%

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
8.7%

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
8.6%

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
8.5%

Found 'em faster than GWB

8.3%

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
8.3%

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
7.8%

John Rambo'd!

6.9%

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
6.6%

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
6.5%

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
6.2%

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
6.2%

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
6.2%

Ginger Mint

5.6%

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
5.6%

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
5.5%

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
5.3%

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
5.0%

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
4.9%

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
4.8%

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
4.7%

Ape Gape

4.7%

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
4.6%

Dick Message

4.6%

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
4.5%

SCREW that game!

4.4%

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
4.2%

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
4.1%

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
4.1%

Gary vs. The K. Man

3.9%

Ladies Love Cake

3.8%

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
3.8%

Hobo Sexual

3.7%

PooMasher

3.7%

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
3.6%

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
3.4%

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
3.4%

Ode to Eddings

3.4%

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
3.1%

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
3.1%

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
3.1%

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.