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How to become The Chicken God
By Boomerang
Ever wanted to become the Ultimate Chicken God? Well this is the guide for you!
Chickens are life and you know it.
   
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Introduction
Why would you want to be a Chicken God?

Being a Chicken God is one the best things you can do in CS:GO other than votekicking a Russian 9 year old. Most people believe that they're Chicken Gods by simply telling one of the mythical beings to follow them on maps such as Inferno. Although this is a way to consider yourself a Chicken God, there are other ways which give you a higher status within the Chicken Kingdom and their hierarchy.

Why am I making this guide?

I believe that there should be more people that are able to hold the Chicken Scepter and rule their Kingdom. Also some people think that know the secrets of being the Chicken God but I know the real ways.

The Basics
Lets start with the most basic technique

To become a somewhat of a 'Chicken God' you can follow these steps on maps that are populated with this amazing creature such as de_inferno.
  • Find a Chicken.
  • Press E (by default) on it.
  • Repeat until you have a big following (preferably all of the Chickens on the map)

These steps will allow you to get a feeling of how it is to have a following of Chickens.
How To Protect Your Chickens
Your Chickens have to be protected

There are many people hunting them wether that be for comedic reason or to get them to follow them instead. Lets assume you are the one who managed to grab a Chicken for yourself first. This is how you protect it.

Keeping it alive

To keep a Chicken alive is a difficult task. They are very weak creatures, wielding only 1 health point. Meaning that they die and turn into an explosion of feathers even from a direct impact of a grenade. Luckily you can't step on them to kill them.

So to keep them alive, you may have to sacrifice your own body.
  • Do you see your teammate aiming at your creature?
    - Stand in the line of sight.
  • Are the enemies pushing your position?
    - Run away so your Chicken follows you into a safe area.
  • Are you about to die in a clutch situation and lose your Chicken for the next round?
    - Try to save no matter what.
  • Grenades incoming?
    - Jump infront of them before the mindless AI of the Chicken commits suicide.

You must go through a lot to save your best friend but in the end you are going to be the one with the Chickens and will be able to declare yourself The Chicken God... Well not quite but sure.
What If Your Chicken Gets Killed?
Your Chicken won't live forever unfortunately

Your Chicken(s) are bound to die at some point wether that be by murder or end of match. You will have to deal with the pain.


Killed by a Teammate?
  • Report them.
  • Abuse them.
  • Votekick them.
  • Team kill them.
  • Bully them.







The game ended?

Cheer up! Play another one or go into a private match with some friends!
Getting Advanced
More than the basics

Did you know that by going into a offline game or any server with "sv_cheats 1" enabled you can spawn in your very own Chickens?

By typing this command you can summon a Chicken at your crosshair:
(ent_create chicken)

To summon Chickens quicker you can bind this command to any button:
(bind BUTTON "ent_create chicken")

You should end up with something like this:










Even better!

You can summon your Chickens at an even bigger scale! Literally! You can spawn your Chickens in bigger than normal with a simple addition to your spawn command.

By typing ent_fire chicken addoutput "modelscale 4" in your console AFTER you've typed in the previous commands, you should end up with this:













YOU CAN CHANGE THE NUMBER TO CHANGE THE SIZE OF THE CHICKEN!

By doing this, you can feel like a real Chicken God! Make an army of huge Chickens and roam the maps like you never did before!


Additionals
Some extras
  • Play with a friend to avoid votekicks.
  • Hope for supportive teammates.
  • When trying to play seriously still pick up Chickens for good luck.
  • Run with your knife to make your Chickens hop faster.
  • Kill anyone that tries to touch your Chickens.

Maps populated with Chickens
  • Italy
  • Militia
  • Inferno
  • Cobblestone
Conclusion
Thank you for viewing!

Of course, I took inspiration from an eariler post made by the professional chicken collector and re-created the guide in my way with more detail. Please check out the original guide here:

http://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=902144657

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If you feel like my effort deserves a good rating and maybe a favourite, go ahead! I'd really appreciate it!

5 Comments
Solidsnake™ 29 Apr, 2020 @ 9:09pm 
<3
Boomerang  [author] 3 May, 2018 @ 11:50am 
I have you covered, bud.
:*<3
"Firework" by [cherry] team 3 May, 2018 @ 10:25am 
great i always wanted to be a chicken lord and now i can
CHICKEN GOD 7 Nov, 2017 @ 5:03pm 
I approve this guide
Russian Lad 17 May, 2017 @ 9:26am 
Nice guide.