The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

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How to commit suicide
Автор: Xantain
These easy steps will teach you how to kill yourself in Morrowind.
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What you need
You'll need a cliff racer and any other hostile creature.
What to do with them
Now you need to put those enemies to use. This part is easy; just try to fight them both at once. As you can see, your chances of surviving are absolute zero.
Congratulations
You have now successfully killed yourself in Morrowind.

Thanks for reading this guide! Make sure to also check out my sarcastic helpful guide on avoiding scams.
Коментарів: 173
LexCondran 1 листоп. о 21:55 
You Nwah, try stepping foot in tel branora
Mayz 1 листоп. о 0:10 
Anybody stumble into those Daedra cults under this particular big city (those that know, know what I mean)? Ya got into that situation early game and died faster than I could comprehend. That situation had me up against 3 or 4 enemies at the same time. Heck your companions in this game are so dumbed down you are better off alone. Still one of my all time favorites though.
Serana Borogroves 6 верес. о 2:45 
I wanted to die in Morrowind, but I kept killing things. I had no idea the problem was me only fighting one at a time! 10/10 Guide
notorious circle jerker 5 черв. о 7:10 
helped so much with my play through who new the secret to enjoying morrowind was killing myself
PPD 20 квіт. о 23:07 
Fighting anything other than mudcrabs on normal difficulty for the first 10 levels challenge without spells
Xantain  [автор] 6 квіт. о 14:58 
Omg angry bird finland mentioned
Limpy 6 квіт. о 14:48 
Also works in real life, with angry birds.
Norinia 19 берез. о 12:02 
The man speaks nothing but the truth.
Rabcor 12 берез. о 0:17 
i'm not even angry
Xantain  [автор] 11 берез. о 18:28 
I'm making a note here, huge success