The storm that wipes out the pathecktic little thing you call your life. You’re hecking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can heck you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hecks. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Hecks Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable hecking heck off the face of the continent, you little heck. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your hecking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you heckdamn heck. I will heck fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re hecking dead, kiddo.

What the heck did you just hecking say about me, you little heck? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Heckster Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret heckings on Al-Hecka, and I have over 300 confirmed hecks. I am trained in hecking warfare and I’m the top hecker in the entire US armed hecksters. You are nothing to me but just another heck. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Heck, mark my hecking words. You think you can get away with saying that heck to me over the Internet? Think again, hecker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hecksters across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, heckturd.

shut the heck up right hecking now