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How to kick someones ass into a deep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hole
By GermanyKun
HOW TO KILL A NOOB WITH TWO SIMPLE MIDDLE CLICKS!

   
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1. Knowing the strenght of cliffs, water, deep holes
In Dark Souls 3 kicking was a joke
But in this game it can be the most powerful OP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane attack in the history of Greece



2. How to even kick someone
KICKING SOMEONE ISN'T AS EASY AS IT LOOKS LIKE!
Go ahead and try it.
You will fail.
Your enemy will kick your ♥♥♥ instead.

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW KICKING WORKS!
Middle mouse then w/a/s/d + middle mouse
You cant guard break (middle mouse) while the enemy attacks so dont even TRY if he is attacking you like a madman.

To kick someone properly you need to be close to him. If he stands there like an idiot and isnt doing ♥♥♥♥ then congrats, you can succesfully middle mouse him!
But that doesnt happen. He attacks you! He rolls, he is far away and he might also try to kick your butt.

This is how you kick someone:
-You fight normally. Yes, you DONT ♥♥♥♥ING SPAM MIDDLE MOUSE! no, you just fight. And you know what? Its all baiting. You attack him once, you attack him twice and then you surprise him with a middle mouse guard break.
-You middle mouse him after you blocked his attack! He will expect you to counter attack after a block and not attack you. This is your chance! Now you can easily kick him! Easy win!

TL;DR: IT NEEDS TIMING AND STRATEGY! GET GOOD!

3. How to kick a pleb into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deep hole
This is where it gets exciting: You stand on a bridge or a cliff, your enemy is in front of you and you want to kick him down. But your enemy isnt a ♥♥♥♥ing idiot and wont easily go to you and fight you normally. No, he will either camp on a safe spot or try to kick YOUR ♥♥♥!
And this is how you bait them:
-Often you spawn at a spot where there is a deadly hole close to you. And your enemy is in front of you. You have two choices. Either you PRETEND to run away so your enemy chases you! And when he is close to the deadle hole you go back and attack him. Nice, now use what you learned about kicking!
-Or you can run straight to him if he also runs to you and isnt a camper. He will absolutely totally try to kick your ♥♥♥, so the best thing you can to is to roll when he does his running attack. Now you are behind him, now you attack. And now use what you learned about kicking!

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST LEARNED HOW TO WIN AGAINST EXTREMELY SKILLED PRESTIGE 10 HARDCORE PLAYERS AS A SKILLESS IDIOT WHO CANT WIN NORMAL SWORDFIGHTS!
But nonetheless, I want to say that I get ALWAYS at least one kill by doing this strategy. Sometimes 2 if I get lucky in a 4 vs 4. It works. Its fast. Its easy. Its funny. It pisses your enemy off. Its awesome!


Please give this a 1 star rating so not so many people read this and use this against me.
Because that would ♥♥♥♥ me off
A lot
2 Comments
Kelso 12 Feb, 2017 @ 5:04am 
as a warlord i give you sir 10/10
Glowner 11 Feb, 2017 @ 8:23pm 
oh hey, its my strat!