Sakura Agent

Sakura Agent

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How to date your waifu
By Aido_99
This is guide on how to date waifu
   
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Step 1
First off you need to buy ur waifu from the internet prices vary around $10 - alot more than $10. Ebay is an ok start, if you have already done this, skip to Step 3.

Step 2
Once you have recieved your waifu, unpackage slowly and carefully and wear gloves, you don't wanna dirty it with your filthy weeb hands. Skip to step 3 if you have already done this.
Step 3
Put waifu pillow case onto pillow inner more carefully than you finger yourself at night, remember weebs, it's just a pillow case so it can be ripped mkay
Step 4
Uh, great I guess you made it this far, theres not really much turning back now so uh yea now if you haven't already realised that it's just a pillow case, Spooky skeletons aren't real and that you can't date them unfortunetly, Then go wild, have all the weeb fun you want with ur spooky skeleton pillow

Step 6 (Optional)
If you have realised that you can't date skeleton pillows now and have become depressed Proceed to make your way to the next dimension where this is possible. To do so you will need either one of these. .

FAQ
Q: does this guide work with non skeleton waifu's?
A: No

Q: Is it possible to date non skeleton waifu's?
A: it should be, I've been doing it for years

Q: do waifu's have feelings
A: ♥♥♥
6 Comments
Night_Shade 10 Feb, 2017 @ 3:15am 
ahh albedo my waifu dam man you got good taste
Aido_99  [author] 7 Feb, 2017 @ 11:40pm 
It shoulda been aye, maybeh next time bby
Night_Shade 7 Feb, 2017 @ 4:13pm 
i auctully thought this was game realted to sakura agents lol
Aido_99  [author] 1 Feb, 2017 @ 12:07am 
Oh well, i'll just leave it aye
Aido_99  [author] 1 Feb, 2017 @ 12:06am 
Lol wut, I swear there was a step 5 aye
Seth 31 Jan, 2017 @ 6:31pm 
I liked how it skips step 5