hai dere m8

today we will be lerning how 2 maek caek okay who the ♥♥♥♥ writes this script anyways
this recipe is very hard to lern so plz pay attention
not responsible for injuries or dismemberment
okey lets start

the things that u will ned:
this gooide(duh)
idiot(you)
bowl x2
farm flour
water
pumpkins(not me lol)
sp00n
pure golden plate
sprinkles (most expensive is prefered)
and the most important ingrediant (kant maek caek withut dis shet!)
corn

ok now that u have all the ingrediants that u ned, you will get the bowl and put all that shet ingredants in the bowl and then steer with ur sp00n until it goes boom boom
now go ahed and taste dat shet, tastes gud, rite? lolno


now that u did the first part u need to put all dat shet in ur other bowl and put it in the freezer so it can cook
while it cuks go and fuock some betchs weatch som moovie bcuz it takes tiem 2 cook!!1111

now that ur caek is c00ked, steal ur moms credit card to buy gud quality plates bcuz this is pure gold , den proceed to put it in a plate dat u got den put sprinkles all over dat biotch, den proceed to stab the cake with ur knife untill u get a big ass part den eet it.
if it no taste gud u failed booooo!!

congratz!!!! u completed le tutorial for de caek!!!!


now eet untill u get explosive diarrhea