I honestly don't know why I bought this game. I don't know why I spent approximately two hours playing it either. But I do know that you're here for the last two achievements ("Mormont" and the second "1000!!!!").

Just in case you're somehow incapable of pressing WASD and right-clicking I must make it clear. That's how you get the first one-thousand achievements (I know, crazy!) Now we can continue with the important part.

To get "Mormont" and "1000!!!!" all you need to do is to open the shop and click around after getting up to 1000+ level. Just click on the arrows randomly until you get them. That wasn't so hard, was it?

For some reason I feel violated for playing the game and writing a guide for it. But since you're reading this... Hello? We both are lifeless drones. So I feel closer to ya!

Take care and have a nice day.