Insurgency

Insurgency

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❤~In Depth Hair and Fashion Guide~❤
By I desire ass
Whether impressing squadmates, making the other team jealous our simply trying to get Mikee to notice you, I hope this guide further develops your fashion sense and helps you do your best to stay stylish and cute :3 You can play your best if you don't feel your best and you can't feel your best if you don't look your best.

   
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Finding Your Style~!
Finding a hairstyle that fits you is only a small part of the battle, but it is the most important part. A good hairstyle should really compliment your face and make your pretty features stand out even more! To find what suits you, grab a mirror and try to picture yourself with a cute hairstyle. If your imagination isn't strong, get a friend or a stylist to take a look at your face and get them to deem what matches your face the best as they have a third person perspective. I encourage you to be brave and experiment, don't be afraid to look towards others for advice or even examples. With that being said, don't hesistate to ask me for advice, that's what I'm here for!

❤~My friend Targetlulu showing off for the qt boys~❤
(I like to incorporate joke examples because I like to have fun~! At the same time however, take note of the glossyness and soft texture. I will explain how to achieve that later in this guide.)

~Colors~
Experimenting with hair color is much easier than experimenting with hair styles as it is reversible. So I really recommend that you do experiment and see what works best when it comes to hair colors for your hair! Dark browns and several shades of blonde are really in fashion these days so if you're having a hard time determining which hair color is for you, I say you can never go too wrong with brown. With that being said however, there are many things that you should consider when choosing which hair color is for you. The tone of your skin and the color of your eyes all play a very big part in deciding which color matches and which doesn't. If you're tanned and exotic, I recommend something dark to compliment your skin. If you're on the paler side, no color can really go too wrong. Don't be shy to try out combinations too! I personally have dark brown hair with honey-blond bangs. When it comes to colors other than your traditional black, brown and blonde, I really advise against dying your whole head that color. It may look nice on some people so I wouldn't rule it out completely, but generally it wouldn't look as nice as a few discrete streaks on the fringe and what not. If you are going for the solid hair color, avoid saturated colors that don't match the human body and stand out too much such as bright, saturated red.

Some people say that hair dye is unnatural. However, I believe that what you think best represents you is the most natural presentation of you anyone can hope for~!
~Fragrance~
Looking good is only one part of being completely fabulous. You should appeal to as many of the senses as possible. Fortunately, fragrance is very easy as fragrance should always match color or theme. My preferred fragrance is milk and honey as it matches my honey blond bangs. Not only does it smell sweet but the scent is not too overpowering. If you cannot decide on a scent, simply shampoo very thoroughly in the morning and the scent of your shampoo should linger for a few good hours!
~Taking Care of Your Hair~

Making sure your hair is pretty is just as important as making sure it stays that way!!! Most of the magic happens in the shower. I recommend that you shower every day but wash your hair once every one to two days. Washing your hair too much can remove the natural oils which help give your hair the glossy, shiny effect. If you have used hair gel however, it is very advisable to shampoo that day. When shampooing, make sure to reach the roots of your hair and remember to rinse very well by letting it run in the water and using your fingers to help wash it out. When using conditioner, use 2-5 squeezes from the bottle (depending on your hair length) and apply to all parts of you hair. Leave it in your hair for a few minutes to really let it do its magic. When you do wash it out 2-3 minutes later, you will notice the results immediately as you will notice your hair will be much more silky and soft, overall more satisfying to touch. When drying hair, it is best to just let it dry naturally. Hair dryers can burn or singe your hair even when used properly and hair straighteners cause damage to hair in general. Also avoid combing wet hair as when hair is wet, it is weaker hence falling out easier.

DEALING WITH LICE
LICE IS THE ONE THING THAT CAN RUIN THE PRETTIEST HAIR IN THE WORLD SO IT IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT. This home remedy is not only safe and cheap but is also effective. Simply massage mayonnaise into your hair and cover it with a shower cap before you go to sleep. Wash it out in the morning and use a fine comb to comb out any dead eggs. If needed, repeat 7-10 days later.

Note: You can use the mayo to give to the other team for sabotage when you're done.
~How to Make Hair Even Prettier~
Hair looks even better when combined with other things such as cute clothes and smooth and healthy skin. With all things, it is good to keep your skin moisturised. Moisturiser should be applied in moderation like all things. Too little or no moisturiser can cause cracked, rough and dry skin which causes you to age badly. Too much on the other hand can cause your skin to become oily which results in pimples which nobody needs! When going outside, especially on a sunny day, remember to apply sunscreen! Sunscreen can keep blemishes off your skin as well as prevent skin cancers! Proper care of your skin will keep it soft and keep you looking young.


Unfortunately I can't offer too much about trendy clothes as trends vary from location to location, culture to culture and time to time. Here are a few very general and random personal opinions though: earbuds and headphones can increase cuteness, miniskirts are the craze in summer, scarves look really nice in winter, thigh highs go really well with miniskirts and pinkish lipstick is the best looking color imo as other colors such as red are too straining on the eye. Multicam is the best camoflage pattern. Multicam > Marpat. The texture, color distribution, color palette and pattern sizes makes Multicam not only the more effective, all terrain camoflage pattern but also the more stylish. Any good player would tell you that style = combat readiness + combat effectiveness

With all that being said however,
~❤The biggesst piece of advice I can offer here is to smile! Nothing compliments cute hair better than a cute smile❤~
~Important Things to Remember~
Now that you know how to take care of you hair, there are a few things you should always remember!
1. Bad Hair days will always happen to everyone! However, do not let this discourage you as they are only bad hair days, there is no such thing as a bad hair life!
2. Don't be afraid to ask for help! Whether it be for advice or somebody to do your braids, you can always count on a true friend to be there for you for everything, not just hair!
3. Trying to fit in with the current styles and trends is completely fine but don't let it change who you are!

❤❤❤~More Guides to Come!~❤❤❤
53 Comments
Ω MachinE ScAVENGE HearT Ω 11 Jan, 2018 @ 2:49am 
Your mother in the first picture is great.
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i want to cut the whole way up my arm and suck all the blood out of my veins because it hurts to exist
Zach 19 Jun, 2017 @ 12:52pm 
Instructions not clear, Got my dick stuck in the toaster.
Hoxton334 3 May, 2017 @ 4:27am 
Instructions unclear, my m4a1 accidently remove my wig.
Samsung Galaxy 23 Apr, 2017 @ 9:13am 
Thanks, very helpful in Insurgency.
Ghost993514 19 Mar, 2017 @ 12:09am 
What the fuck?
Really though, this was hilarious. I'll show my girlfriend.
Rogue Stave 20 Jan, 2017 @ 2:57pm 
Get a haircut hippie.
Shreddybobby Krueger 20 Jan, 2017 @ 1:54am 
suck my big yellow donkey dick and get a real haircut
Noobwoken 17 Jan, 2017 @ 5:53pm 
10/10 will never need Pantene again
Stuffed Sharkie 17 Jan, 2017 @ 5:56am 
10/10, made my hair great again.