The Mean Greens is not a difficult game to 100% That said it has some achievements that take a rather long time to grind out and complete.

It is best if you can find a friend or 2, to do the weapon kill achievements efficiently. Otherwise you'll need to do them in the low populated public matches.

1. The AI update has since added bots to the game, this has made the game easier to 100%, especially regarding weapon kills. However the guide is still useful and will remain.

1. There is a bug in the game where the host of the match CAN NOT gain any kills for the weapon achievements, so if you are the one farming for kills, make sure your friend is hosting the match and not you! The developers have fixed this in the newest update, weapon kills achievements should be working correctly now

2. The counter is very inaccurate and slow to update, usually only updates at the end of the match or after you switch to another weapon and get kills with it[/b]

3. You can force start a game on your own to get most achievements, check the ''flag capture'' achievement section

Self-explanatory, start and finish your first round

Self-explanatory, start and finish 20 rounds

Kill enemy players 100 times, either through normal play or co-ordinate with a friend while farming kills. See farming advice below in weapon kills achievements

Die 100 times in total, you'll get this quickly through normal play or farming

You can do this on your own by forcing starting a game!
1. You need to click on ''create a game''




















2. Select ''Fishtank Frenzy'' map on the left and at the bottom select ''Invite only'' so no public players bother your match. Then hit ''P2P''




















3. On the next screen select ''Force start'' at the bottom right




















4. Head on over to the enemy teams base, steal the flag...










5. Run back to your base...











6. Bring the enemy flag to your base










7. Rinse and repeat 100 times ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The developers have fixed this in the newest update and it should be working correctly now!


1. Start a game on ''Deep Freeze'' with at least 1 other person

2. Run over to the other side, where the enemy team spawn

3. Have your friend help you get up to the enemies spawn platform, like shown in this gif. Then kill your friend :( ... so they respawn at their base









4. Now that you're at his base, kill them each time they re-spawn with the weapons you need kills with.

Do this at the same place as shown above on ''Deep Freeze'' at the enemies spawn, you can also try and trade kill with your friend as shown below with the grenade kills

Do this one on deep freeze, again remember the host can not gain any weapon kills - (was fixed)

1. Start a match on ''Deep Freeze'' with at least 1 other player

2. Both head to the middle of the map where the large ice cube is

3. Stand across from each other

4. Shoot each other 2 times with the assault rifle, then throw a grenade at each other at the same time (if both of you are not the host and can gain kills) (was fixed)




















5. KABOOM

6. Repeat 100 times : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Same as above, do this on ''Deep Freeze'' at the enemies spawn

Same as above, do this on ''Deep Freeze'' at the enemies spawn

Same as above, do this on ''Deep Freeze'' at the enemies spawn

Can be done solo, force start a game on ''Deep Freeze.'' Melt the block in the middle with your flamethrower, drop down and then melt your team colors dinosaur ice block. Keep repeating and starting a new match until the achievement unlocks

Can be done Solo. Easy, just fall off the map of ''Fistank Frenzy'' and you're done

Can be done solo, start and complete a game with out sprinting, easy to do on ''Toybox Assault.''
Just start the game, walk to the point in the middle, capture it and wait 3 minutes.

Can be done solo, start a game on ''Bathtub Bash'' and jump into the water below 5 times

Can be done solo, on ''Fishtank Frenzy'' there is a shark moving through the bottom part of the level. Sometimes hard to spot.



1. Wait for Mr. Shark (oops did I just assume their gender?)
on the bridge near one of the team bases until it heads your way









2. Then hump ahead of it so you don't miss it and land on it








3. Weeeeeee, thanks Sharkieee

Can be done solo, start a game on ''Toybox Assault'' go the middle of the map and jump over the two racing cars 5 times

Can be done solo, start a game on ''Toybox Assault'' go the middle of the map and get smashed by the racing cars 20 times

Co-ordinate this with a friend in a voice or text chat. Have them shoot at you 3 times with the assault rifle so you drop to 20 hp points. (see bottom left) Then regenerate back to 100 and do it again, five times in total in one life

Can be done solo. Same as capturing 100 flags, you will have to play 100 games and win with the tan team. Do this through natural play or do it solo.

TIP: It's been reported that "Kitchen run" works faster, in about 1 minute - haven't tried this. Thanks @marklar


1. Force start a game on ''Toybox assault'' as it is easy and efficient to do it on this map

2. Run to the middle of the map, capture the point

3. Wait 3 minutes until the match ends and you score a win. You can alt-tab in and out of the game

4. You will be brought back to the lobby, just force start the game again and do this 100 times
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can be done solo. Same as tan team, play 100 matches with the green team.


1. Ofc this can also be done on ''Toybox assault''

2. When the match ends and you want to switch teams, you can do this in the lobby

Can be done solo, start a game on ''Toybox Assault'' and run up or down all the 12 Xylophone stairs and you'll get the achievement

Can be done solo, start a game on ''Fishtank Frenzy'' capture the flag and bring it back to your base without taking damage

Can be done solo, start a game on ''Kitchen Run'' rope down to the kitchen counter and run all the way over to the enemy cup without taking damage