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How not to get kidnapped
By Massasoit
This is a basic guide on how to avoid being kidnapped.
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HOW NOT TO GET KIDNAPPED
HOW NOT TO GET KIDNAPPED!!!













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Here is a step by step guide on how not to get kidnapped
There are atleast 3 ways on how not to get kidnapped that I've had a theory for.
They have worked for me so they might work for you, It differs with people. 2 of the ways are just jokes so don't get all salty on me.

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FIRST WAY:
Watch the upper right corner.
In the upper right hand corder, you should see something that looks like this:




Keep watching it.
If you see something like a backwards mouse corner without the spike in it

Like this:



IF YOU SEE THIS THEN TURN OFF THOSE LIGHTS.
THEY TRACKIN YOU SO YOU BETTER HIDE.

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SECOND WAY
If you hear any loud thud or the table move, turn of the lights and be very quiet


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THIRD WAY:
Don't go on the deep web in the first place, you nerd.

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FOURTH WAY:
Buy a gun and keep it next to you, or something like that

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Also one more thing.
Dont forget to have fun, you nerd.

78 Comments
AlexseiKein 22 hours ago 
my hands are hurt shay
фуфелшмерц 5 Nov, 2024 @ 4:39pm 
very demure very mindful
Tyler1 10 Oct, 2024 @ 3:02pm 
tyler1
spongzest 2 Jul, 2024 @ 7:42am 
thanks this helped alot
Wubo 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:07pm 
2.0 UPDATE: as far as im concerned in the 2.0 update the location marker doesn't appear anymore. you have to listen out for a specific sound cue. the sound cue is two loud footsteps on grass and a hum
Creep 24 Jan, 2023 @ 1:36pm 
smart, rational, straight to the point. going on hot burners for a gun now
kynbai16 18 Jan, 2023 @ 8:10pm 
thank you
zen. 30 Oct, 2022 @ 2:31pm 
who would ever go to the deep web probley insane people
Giant Nose 15 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35pm 
thx
medic badonkaz 4 Aug, 2021 @ 8:21am 
also guys, if the pedo handbook website is available, don't click enter or you're gonna get kidnapped