WAIT IS THIS PEREDOCS SANS

hello, this is the hotline for idiot babies. Press 1 if you are an idiot. Press 2 if you are a baby. Press 3 if you are an idiot baby, and press 4 if you are not any of the above.

this has become top fanon

I AM F E A R R R R R
I AM F E A R R R R R
I AM F E A R R R R R
So be scared of me
*Hums Megalovania*
This is who i am... And this is why I was made... All humans and monsters, are doomed to make the same mistakes...
Do you know what they're all feeling? Did you know that they are afraid?

I'm just speading up the process
BRINGING IT TO ITS OWN
E N D .

Go ahead and try to hi me if you're able.

MULTIPLE SANS

This is where it stops. This is where it ends. If you want to get past me, we'll you better try again. But know matter how I Stall you, you don't give up your attack. Do you just like the feeling of your sins CRAWLING all on your back? Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able. You should know by now that MERCY's off the table. You think that you can spare me like I'm some pawn? Well you didn't spare my brother so GETTTTT DUNKKKEDD ONNNNN! You made all my friends disappear, but everything they cared about Is why I'm here. I am their MERCY, I am their VENGEANCE, I am DETERMINATION.

Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able. I guess you've figured out that mercy's off the table. I can tell you're getting really sick of trying,but I think you're just mad you keep dying. You're not gonna win, we'll be here together, fighting in this judgment hall forever. I know you just reset each time I beat ya, but I'll always be right back here to meet 'cha. I know you're made of LOVE, LOVE. Okay, I'm done.

@puffballwarrior if you tried to make a haiku you failed

why does sans head look like a horses skill