Europa Universalis IV

Europa Universalis IV

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How to Germany...
By Amy Immernacht
This guide will show you how to Germany!
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Step 1: The HRE and You!
Anschluss
Step 2: Attacking OPMs
Since we are real G's the only way to form Germany is to attack OPMs, prefferably free cities...

Remember kids... They are called FREE cities for a reason (゚ヮ゚)
Step 3: Dealing with Austria
What was that...? Austria joined the war against you because you wanted to take a free city???
How dare this fool try to fight you! Show this filthy peasant where his place is! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

In the name of Allah the Catholic faith we shall punish this fool and show him what a real army looks like!
Don't be scared of a 52k stack from the K.u.K army marching towards your capital, your fort defense is stronger than those peasants military power could ever be. ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ
Step 4: The finishing edge
Alright, now that you have showed this fool what your army looks like, you have probably been stackwiped in your capital, BUT NO NEED TO WORRY! (◡‿◡✿)

Your army may have left you behind but your fort is still acti--... ಠ_ಠ Oh nevermind it just got sieged with a 2% chance....

Okay lets go ahead to the next step then...
Step 5: The Forum complaint
It's obvious that Austria is OP and needs to be nerved as it is just un-killable and un-siegable...!

Go to the Paradox forums and cry about Austria beeing way to overpowered.

"Omg Austria is to stonk. pls nerf this big nation! I cant do anything! Forming Germany is impossible!1!! playing in HRE is way to hard. WTF is this???? Someone pls nerf it!!!! o(≧o≦)o"
Well done my friend
See. It wasn't that hard, was it? ヽ(〃^▽^〃)ノ

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93 Comments
m0zart 10 Apr @ 1:46pm 
some ngga said "The only true, Catholic Germany, unlike this nazi protestant heretic abomination"☠️
Ponanoix 6 Mar, 2023 @ 12:47pm 
The only true, Catholic Germany, unlike this nazi protestant heretic abomination :mailedfist::mailedfist::mailedfist:
限时返厂 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:34pm 
good
Dragonfly 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:47am 
Don't forget about the sausage and the beer. You cannot win our hearts without a good Pils. x)
jaegerak14 5 Apr, 2022 @ 2:35pm 
Austria is weak, why else would they call their largest stack the Kuck Army?
Yata XV 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:25pm 
Catholic Germany is just foul.
Rachjumper 14 Mar, 2022 @ 11:25am 
Catholic germany? Are you narrow headed?
76561199122207249 28 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04pm 
germany is cool
MasterQuaster 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm 
formed Germany with Brandenburgo in Iron Man, starting with the earliest starting date possible
Bonitlan 13 Aug, 2021 @ 7:15am 
qoo30241 I formed Germany starting as Brandenburg in 1650 without dissovilng the HRE :steamhappy: