ok, real talk
people wanna go on with the game
there's gonna be 7 more rounds of people wasting bullets on a pistol and mashing quack
are you really gonna go under the map with the grappling hook/magnet gun and wait
1) there's usually another spawn or box that gives them, so another person will find a way
2) you're gonna whiff something pretty easy
one person just has to stand still and do nothing
you have to make sure your ass doesn't go below what's allowed
3) hey, guess what, unless this decides a game, it's just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ point. are you really just gonna make this one guy (WHO'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA WIN ANYWAY, MIND YOU) sit there afk while you try this hard for a point
please no
good lord no
also, don't camp out the magnum spawn. if it's too specific, it's usually the map where one fella decides to get a (semi)full set of armor and just waits right next to the gun spawn
and then they just sit there, completely forgetting THEY HAVE THE UPPER HAND
THEY CAN SHOOT THROUGH WALLS, MASH THE BUTTON, ORDER A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PIZZA
AND THEY STILL WAIT IN THE ROOM WITH DOORS
this game has multiple rounds, WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY SO MEDITATED ON ONE

ignoring this: just go. you really have nothing to lose except a point, even then both people dying can just end up with no points
just run in with whatever gun you have and stop landing potshots on the wall

"we literally spent 20 minutes to get here, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE"
you know some good reasons to leave? players are too boring, you have to leave immediately, or there's too much lag to play. even nicer is leaving because you're the one laggin it up, or just to fix something that's pretty needed. I can also understand you leaving because frog head's mashing quack while brick face has the need to be sitting with a ray gun and full set of armor
ARE YOU REALLY GONNA GET PISSY OVER THE ONE GUY WHO PRESSED A BUTTON
AND KILLED YOU WHILE YOU REALLY SHOULD'VE SAW IT
if you're gonna leave, even at the start of the game, YOU'RE WASTING PEOPLE'S TIME

overcoming this: clear everything out of your schedule. if your dad's calling you over for spongebob shaped chicken nuggets, if your wife's in a good mood, if your dog's vomiting all over your good shoes, then do this at a later time where no one will really give a ♥♥♥♥ about you playing this fun mess of a game. also try playing this with friends, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ does it make the experience nicer

EDIT: ok, if the person's really that annoying and it's just you two for the first 10 games, fine, leave. again, you should also leave if connection is putting you off or things just have to be called out as horsehockey. ♥♥♥♥, I occasionnally have really stupid meltdowns when I really should be playing better. :/
oh but seriously tho, if it's a full game and you just randomly leave mid-game after a long amount of time played, it's a ♥♥♥♥ move.
if someone does this and you're the host, I really just advise going on in the game to avoid losing all the effort. if you really want another player to join, then's the only time you could really boot the dingus that left in the first place

I don't have a controller myself, but I'm almost certain Xbox controllers get certain features keyboard users don't, including two things

• altering pitch. this can be seen in quacking, but also in playing most instruments
  
• waving around the "SKIP" sign in the results overtime

also, that glitch on how to get in another person's room is actually not that bad
1. Trip (ragdoll, corpse mode, whatever, it makes you look dead but you can wiggle and quack) into the middle of the screen right as you're to get inside.

• this should be visible if you're able to turn to your left and right, crouch, and flap your wings ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that sounded dumb

2. Exit and try to trip again, you'll be out of the middle and somewhere else

yeah, at this point I'm confused as how to get in, but these are the first steps. also keep in mind, going to a certain distance is the non-return point a.k.a. you fall off the map and die. hope you picked whatever hat you wanted :D
(no this doesn't make you unable to ready, the host can start the game as long as the others are readied.)

also, ragdolling's actually pretty neat. if you trip while jumping you can reach a bit higher distance
keep in mind you have to be on the ground to go back to normal walking and you lose your current hat and weapon. also pretty sure you can be used to disarm a person, but you can also be grabbed and thrown without being able to do much about it besides mashing quack

yeah, if it gets blasted THAT hard I'll take it down
also no I wasn't trying hard with this guide
please don't kek it up saying "nice all lowercase ya ♥♥♥ LOL Xd"
I really don't mind seeing this community catch on fire :I
anyway live long, if this game can't support your computer/laptop that well blame the mexicans who assembled it and maybe get a refund steam wants all the money don't do that :C
ok later skater