Team Fortress 2

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How to Be A Good Pocket Medic!
By GoldenTheBox
Hey Guys!Have you ever wanted to be a better pocket medic for those fat sandvitch loving hoovies and American bazooka wielding soldiers But there's no guide helping you?Well look no further!I have come from the realms of the gravel pits to help you!I hope this will help you later on if there's anything wrong/missing please tell me it will be helpful(this is my first guide sorry if it's a little sloppy)

Basic:

1.You need to stay behind your lover(heavy/soldier)at all time!
2.Use the kritzkrieg cause a medic like you doesn't need a sorry excuse for an uber like the medigun gives you!
3.If your Lover is dead pocket someone else until they respawn or run like a chicken who lost its head.
4.Don't pop your uber when you lover is at low health,cause if you do your lover will most definitely die as soon as it runs out.
5.Don't be clingy like a parasite on a host,help teammates if they need health.

Ways To Improve Your Chance of Survival:

1.Hop around like a bunny and a scout made love then drank some bonk and took cocaine
2.If your lover dies run don't fight so that your uber will still be there when you get back with your lover.
3.tell your lover where enemies are so that they can quickly dispatch them.
4.Check For SPIES!!!I can not stress this enough i have had to many medics who die all the time from spies.Check behind your back!
5.Make sure you have the a good pocket heavy/soldier.If you have a pocket Heavy/soldier who can't aim(Yes i have seen heavies who cant hit another heavy).

I hope this will help you in your future adventures in the field of Pocketing.As always I'm Foxy aka Sonicboom2177 and i'll see you in the gravel pits!Bye!
   
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2 Comments
Hank_chill_dude 11 Dec, 2016 @ 5:35am 
First, remember to leave a space between commas ( , ), exclamation marks ( ! ) and dots ( . ). It can get very messy, dude.
Second, after you finished a guide read it carefully and look for mistakes like you did here "you have THE A good", alright?
But i guess the guide was fine. It was pretty a-good xD
AmBoxReally 9 Dec, 2016 @ 3:07pm 
I dont have anyone to pocket :(