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Welkins Guide to Getting A Girlfriend!
By Peanut butter & Joelly
Welkins helpful tips and tricks!
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Category: Achievements, Crafting, Game Modes, Loot, Secrets, Walkthroughs, Workshop
Languages: English
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20 Mar, 2015 @ 10:29am
9 Nov, 2015 @ 12:16am
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Welkins Guide To Getting A GF 
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Welkins Guide To Getting A GF
1. Say she looks like a beetle.
2. Make her hold deer poop.
3. Eat her bread.
4. Eat tons of freaking bread.
5. Rub flowers on her leg.
6. Say she looks like a seagull.
7. Be a nature boy.
8. Have a tank.

GF Acquired !

I also reviewed this game, and you can find it here!
111 Comments
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Viorto024 1 Oct @ 10:35pm 
Real
oomaq 27 Jul @ 11:07am 
lol
KdogJackson 10 Mar @ 9:54pm 
KEK
Day 31 May, 2023 @ 9:51pm 
Get that B*tch a Cannon.......B*tches love Cannons....
WanderingMind 29 Jan, 2023 @ 9:16am 
WOOOO!!!
jantheman1990 4 Sep, 2022 @ 10:35pm 
number 8 in this economy are you kidding me :(
RoosterShield 29 Aug, 2022 @ 8:20am 
see see see, and they say girls dont like abusive guys. lol
Dystopian 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:15pm 
this actually worked. Thank you!
5thYL 19 May, 2022 @ 9:13pm 
Nah all you need is step 8
Tank IS the gf
Mosley was right 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:20am 
Be an awkward 'head-in-the-clouds', lol.