Dota is a Language Learning simulator which makes you understand how the world works by matching you up with really angry and upset people from diferent countries of the world.
Learn all of the languages that you din't learn in School, Meet new friendly and fun people that will shout at you everytime you do something incorrectly, Learn how Russia controls the whole world.
All for the low price of your Sanity, Trust, Faith in others, Faith in Humanity and your Life.

This is how you are going to play the game.
1.Install the game.
2.Launch the game.
3.Hit Play.
4.Find a match.
5.Enter matchmaking.
6.Find a server.
7.Wait for people to decline your match.
8.Retry matchmaking.
9.Find a server.
10.Wait for people to Fail to connect to the match.
11.Retry matchmaking.
12.Find a server.
13.Wait for one guy to leave when everyone has connected.
14.Retry matchmaking.
15.Find a server.
16.Find a match.
17.Enter the game.
18.Wait for your team to pick 4 carries.
19.Pick carry.
20.Wait for your team to shout at you for not buying the courier or wards.
21.Cry.
22.Try to play.
23.Get ganked because team refuses to buy wards.
24.Cyka blet nahui.
25.[Russian profanity Intensifies]
26.Cry some more.
27.Wait for someone to abandon.
28.Leave the match.
29.Cry some more.
30.Uninstall the game.

*If you are playing with friends, say goodbye to them now.
*Being bad is a choice.
*If you do something wrong, your teammates are going to shout at you and you will cry.
*If you need wards, buy them yourself.
> Can anyone upgrade the courier?
> Good game, well played!
> Game is hard.

You've learned basically how Dota works.
Now you can go cry in your corner because this is the worst thing you've ever saw and your eyes are problably melting.

Criticism is appreciated.

Dota is better than League of Legends.