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How to click your mouse!
By WeHaveTheTechnology
Have you ever wanted to know how to click your mouse? Tired of not being able to play games because they require mouse clicking? Then this guide is for you! I'll teach you the fundamentals of mouse clicking and soon you'll be clicking your mouse like a pro!
   
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Category: Achievements, Walkthroughs
Languages: English
Posted
16 Nov, 2014 @ 10:56am
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Guide Index
Overview
Warnings and safety issues with mouse clicking! 
Understanding Your Mouse! 
Conclusion, HOW TO CLICK! 
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Warnings and safety issues with mouse clicking!
Mouse clicking may seem to be a simple task, just clicking away but be aware there are many safety hazards!

Like Spontaneous loss of fingers, Arthritis, Random Mouse Explosions and Hyper Sensitive Mouses!
To avoid these, simply don't click 1 seccond at a time!
Understanding Your Mouse!
Your mouse is a very sensitive and fragile object, and must be used with tender care.
The inside of your mouse is very very very complex and should not be tampered with!

Your mouse has sensors that tell when you click and respond to your clicking!
To orchestrate this, it must use a very complex electronical grid filled with cords and sensors!

If you do not handle it with care, you could break your mouse!

Resulting in no more clicking!
Conclusion, HOW TO CLICK!
The moment you've all been waiting for!

To click your mouse, simply move your finger forward and push on the buttons and there you go you've clicked! You'll know you succesfully clicked when you hear a clicking sound shortly afterwards!

Enjoy your new life of clicking and gaming!
195 Comments
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Alpha3690 29 May, 2015 @ 7:10pm 
My Mouse just ate my fingers
lilzz 20 Dec, 2014 @ 8:01pm 
Gr8 m8 I r8 8/8.
-- 1 Dec, 2014 @ 2:10pm 
Instructions unclear: Got my mouse stuck in peanut butter.
0ni 23 Nov, 2014 @ 9:30am 
"seccond"
*eye twitches*
Cryptos 23 Nov, 2014 @ 4:03am 
Um shoot I think I broke my mouse. I guess I clicked it too hard because my computer downloaded something called game over zeus virus. Help?
Stu5mmy 22 Nov, 2014 @ 5:56pm 
hahahahaha xD a really funny guide i like it
MajesticToast97 22 Nov, 2014 @ 5:36pm 
My Mouse pissed on me when I clicked it. Then it got inside my computer,and ate all the cords, and wire, and made them again, but built of shit. (Then He got my graphics card pregnant)
CoolGamer_55 22 Nov, 2014 @ 5:29pm 
My mouse doesn't work. Every time i click it, it escapes and it makes no clicking sound. Also, it only contained some red weird stuff. Nothing complex, no sensors or anything. Walmart sold me this. I thought i could trust your guides. Apparently, neither you nor Walmart can be trusted. Sad day. :(
oh, okay vanity 21 Nov, 2014 @ 5:58pm 
Instructions unclear: Can't read the guide.
BaamRabbit 20 Nov, 2014 @ 4:52am 
Instructions unclear; got arm stuck in watermelon.