Step 1: Punch a tree for 30 minutes because you're too scared to leave your spawn.
Step 2: Craft a spear, then throw it at a bear and wonder why that was a bad idea.
Step 3: Build a shack that looks like a sandcastle, then watch it get raided by a guy with a rocket launcher.
Step 4: Yell at your friends for not helping, even though you're the one who wandered off alone.
Step 5: Log out and cry yourself to sleep, only to log back in tomorrow and do it all over again.
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