Now as a beginner DBD player you may wonder what all the cool kids mean when they mention these rare items. Don't fret! Because we will first discuss what a pallet is and how to correctly identify a pallet.

A pallet is an upright "bundle" of "wood" "planks" tied together with "rope" and "string". If you see a pallet DO NOT BE ALARMED. Please approach the pallet with caution and carefully look at it and inspect to see if it fits the previous criteria, if it fits then that very well could be a "Pallet!"

But how do you use one?

Now after you have identified a pallet you may want to use one as soon as possible. This is a completely fine thing to do as a pallet's primary function is to

Scare Away The Killer!

When you use your hands and push over one of these monuments of lumber jacking then it will make a lot of noise. The killer will hear this and immediately realize that pallets are in that area. Pallets pose a threat to killers and may incite early onset alzheimers so it's important for the killer to avoid them at all costs.

Now the killer might be irresponsible and foolish still chasing you into a palletful area, but don't fret! You can always

Assault Somebody!

The best way to thwart the killer is to stand under a pallet enticing them with the idea that they could ever possibly hit someone as swag as you. Then upon entering the 4 inch no no zone you need to use those arms and drop wood on the killer's skull.

If the killer doesn't immediately collapse on the ground then please feel free to repeat this until they die.

The biggest thing to remember when experimenting with your palletuality is that pallets are unfortunately not infinite.

Pallets Can Die

Just like you or me the pallets can be injured. Killers might enter a blind rage after being assaulted (unreasonable) and brutally destroy your new friends. It's advised not to grow too attached to any pallets you may meet and always expect them to die sooner rather than later. Your first heartbreak will be tough and may take months to get over but after the third you'll be right as rain.

Death is not an escape and we will all eventually succumb to it whether we are flesh and blood or wood and string. Remember to delay your death by using proper form and posture when handling pallets! You wouldn't want to throw your back out while the killer is trying to blow your back out! With their weapon!