First off, you need degrees in trustworthy schools, like MIT for example. Like our boy Gordon Freeman! Or just be a nerd, or god like coomer. PS from Management- Do not mess wth the so called Coomer we do not remember hiring him.




make sure you know english and can listen correctly. You need to know how to shoot a gun, or just be then average american

You need to have atleast one of these:

-MIT Graduation

-Physicist

-Harvard Graduation

etc


You need to atleast have these qualifications:

-Gun safety

-At least 18 years old

-High school diploma or GED

- an associate or bachelor’s degree in criminal justice or related fields

-Completion of a state-approved 40-hour training program and passing a written examination

You are ready to send your form to our administrator, Wallace Breen. You will soon get a letter by Black Mesa Research Facilities, either being accepted, halted, or declined.

There are 3 scenarios that can happen in this letter:

Accepted: You are now an employee at Black Mesa

Halted: You will have to wait for further instruction as we need to think about you more.

Declined: GET BACK IN YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAR AND LEAVE THE DAMN PLACE NOW! I DONT WANT YOUR DUMBASS IN MY LABS! -Docter Breen

If you got congratulations!

If you got your a piece of sh- *professional movie cough* you are good, but need more consideration.

If you got GO ♥♥♥♥ YOURSELF YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED IN LIFE!

You are now an employee at Black Mesa (not those who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOT DECLINED LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥), and now you can do REAL science!



- PS we are also not responsible for any resonance cascades- the legal team