"First established in 1599 after the Imjin War and expanded in 1711 & 1975, The Cemetery is a resting place of 233,300 K-souls that were the bestest, Koreanest, and Number One in their lives. But despite they were all Number Ones, there's no argument in that some of them were actually, Number One-er than the others. To correct this injustice, the system of 5 different contribution tiers was adopted in 1945 after the Korean victory in World War II, dividing the graves.

The lowest most common tier is the Stone tier. To be in the Stone tier you just need to be born as a Korean. People who lived their quiet lives as a cogwheel of giant Korean state typically end up in this tier. Next is the Bronze tier, for the soldiers who sacrificed their lives for Korea. Koreans who fought in conflicts such as the Imjin War of 1592, World War II, Vietnam are buried here and their tombstones are accordingly plated in bronze. It has been ages since they last walked Among Us breathing Korean air, but you can still feel the K-testosterones in this place today. They were Sanais. Geureon Sanais. Silver tier is reserved for the ones who contributed to the spread of Korean culture and the Number One-ness of the Koreans. Remains of famed athletes, chefs, artists, and influencers are buried 6 feet under the 15-foot tall Number One tombstone(33% bigger compared to the 10-foot tall ones of Stone and Bronze tier) covered in 77.6% silver. Knowing Korea only became the real Number One country thanks to their service, all Koreans try to spend every single second of their lives in the most effective manner. We tap into a truly sacred territory as we start to explore the Gold tiered graves. Heroes who are resting here displayed extraordinary skills in brown nosing, ass kissing and ♥♥♥♥ riding in corporates and government bureaucracies they emerged as the high-ranking officials, board members, and executives at the end of their careers. Samsung, Lucky-Goldstar(LG), Daewoo, Hyundai. The bestest companies in the world. The Korean High Council, The Korean National Assembly, and the Great Korean Government. The rank and position they held, and the organization they belonged to, are permanently engraved in their massive 30-feet tall 24K gold plated tombstones.

And the last tier. The Platinum Tier. This is not something you can achieve by Noryuk. They were people who were personally blessed by God, Hwanin, and went on to live their Korean lives to the fullest. With the honorary title "The Korean" marking their legacies forever after, Platinum Tier heroes were truly, The Koreanest Koreans of their times. 250 feet tall gravestones and their respective Korean styled pyramids were erected for them, and only 10 contributors were granted this honor. General-Admiral Yi Soon Shin. Yi XXVI Gojong The Emperor of Korea. Kim Gu Who Killed The Random Japanese Merchant. Figures who shaped this world we live in. Just by looking at their old photos and their achievements, one can easily be made to understand why Korea is The Number One."