Hey fellow Dragon Ball Z fans, today we’re going to talk about the secret S-tier character in Dragon Ball: Sparking Zero, the one who stands tall above all other Saiyans, androids, and cosmic gods... Hercule Satan!

Yes, you read that right. Forget Goku, Vegeta, or Beerus—Hercule is the real power of the Dragon Ball universe. Here's why:

Goku might have Ultra Instinct, but Hercule has mastered something far superior: Ultra Cowardice.

• When you play Hercule, you don’t go head-to-head with your opponent. No, you let them wear themselves out with flashy Kamehamehas and Final Flashes while you run around doing the one thing Hercule does best: not dying.
  
  
• You’ll be amazed at how effective dodging can be when you’re not even trying. Every time Hercule trips, he's accidentally dodging an attack! It's brilliant.

Goku: "Here, take this Spirit Bomb! It’s made from the energy of every living thing on Earth!"

Hercule: "Here, take this present. It’s filled with love and... BOOM!"

Hercule’s Present Bomb is a certified nuke. It’s not just a gift, it’s a statement: “I don’t need ki blasts or Super Saiyan hair, I have explosives.” Enemies are too busy laughing at your ridiculous antics to notice they’ve just been vaporized by the most ridiculous super move in the game.

In Sparking Zero, Hercule’s taunt actually does more damage than some characters’ special moves. That’s because while your opponent is powering up their ultimate attack, Hercule is calling them weak, and somehow, that emotional damage lowers their power level by 9,000!

Hercule’s taunts also increase your opponent’s rage meter, but let’s face it—they can’t fight well when they’re fuming. Have you ever seen Vegeta fight effectively while angry? Exactly.

Let’s be real. Hercule has something no other character in the game has: plot armor. This man survived Cell’s Arena, Majin Buu’s apocalypse, and somehow became the world’s greatest hero without lifting a finger. If the Dragon Ball universe itself protects him from certain death, why wouldn’t the game? You think you can beat Hercule? Nope. The code says “no.”

While everyone else is worried about overpowered attack stats or having the highest defense, Hercule stays winning by being perfectly mediocre. His stats are so balanced that he slides under the radar of every competitive tier list. Why is that good, you ask? Because nobody expects the world’s greatest champion to wipe the floor with them!

Here’s a secret Hercule-only strategy that the pros won’t tell you about: Take damage.

Hercule has this hidden ability where the more damage he takes, the funnier the fight becomes, and the more invincible he feels. Plus, every hit on Hercule lowers your opponent’s morale, because beating him up is like kicking a puppy—you just feel bad.

Most people don't know this, but Hercule is a master tactician. If you select Hercule as your character, your opponent automatically underestimates you. That overconfidence is their downfall. They’re expecting easy wins, but then boom—they’ve lost all their health to your glorious ineptitude. Hercule wins, not because he's stronger, but because his opponents beat themselves out of sheer confusion.

So there you have it. The world’s greatest champion is undeniably the strongest character in Dragon Ball: Sparking Zero. Hercule is not about power levels, energy blasts, or transformations. He’s about style, cunning, and pure dumb luck. Play him, master the art of cowardice, and watch your opponents rage-quit as the world’s greatest hero claims yet another undeserved victory.

Hercule for top tier, spread the word!

Good luck out there, future champions. Remember: it’s not about how many Super Saiyan forms you have, it’s about how good you look while getting beat up!