Outlast
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How to not piss yourself playing Outlast
由 Kobera 制作
By far the best guide for new players, potty trainers, and taxpayers.
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Intro
Outlast is a scary game. I pissed my pants the first time playing it, and I was humiliated. But I became determined to show the game who's the REAL boss here, so I found a solution. 60% of the time, it works every time.


Step 1
Steps:

1) Prepare (1) clean pair of underwear. Hein's is cheap and available, but I prefer Frigo No. 1 Athletic or Klein myself.

Step 2
2) Write down your favoratest song to work out to, ever ( I wrote 'Knights Of Cydonia' by Muse)

Step 3
3) *Aquire and add song to steam music library
Step 4
4) Play Outlast whilst jamming to song. Laugh at every diffused jumpscare.
Final Step
5) Write a farewell letter to the adult diapers everyone thought you needed. Farewell.
210 条留言
✧☽Kiri☾✧ 11 月 23 日 上午 9:36 
I pissed myself :c
Mei mei 11 月 19 日 上午 10:41 
i think this didn't work, i beated the game without pissing myself....
0/10
TheKummerXD 11 月 18 日 下午 11:36 
Farewell
Magikarp624 11 月 8 日 上午 11:59 
instructions unclear, I'm being judged by a war crime
Kaya 11 月 2 日 下午 6:15 
Farewell
спасибо за доту 11 月 2 日 上午 5:50 
literally the best guide I've seen
falloutDUDES 11 月 1 日 下午 1:49 
i tried this before even seeing this
Karina_ist_cooll 10 月 24 日 上午 11:36 
Wow this is the best guide ive ever seen love it!:steamthumbsup::steamhappy:
SkaldedDawg 10 月 6 日 上午 11:28 
Jump scares give me internal fear. You cannot tell one bit that I'm startled (which is what it is, just a startle). I have a dead stare. I am an android.
Gardelhs✰ 9 月 5 日 下午 1:27 
best