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How to not piss yourself playing Outlast

By Kobera

By far the best guide for new players, potty trainers, and taxpayers.

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31 Oct, 2014 @ 10:10pm

31 Oct, 2014 @ 10:12pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Intro

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 4

Final Step

Comments

Intro

Outlast is a scary game. I pissed my pants the first time playing it, and I was humiliated. But I became determined to show the game who's the REAL boss here, so I found a solution. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Step 1

Steps:

1) Prepare (1) clean pair of underwear. Hein's is cheap and available, but I prefer Frigo No. 1 Athletic or Klein myself.

Step 2

2) Write down your favoratest song to work out to, ever ( I wrote 'Knights Of Cydonia' by Muse)

Step 3

3) *Aquire and add song to steam music library

Step 4

4) Play Outlast whilst jamming to song. Laugh at every diffused jumpscare.

Final Step

5) Write a farewell letter to the adult diapers everyone thought you needed. Farewell.

210 Comments

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✧☽Kiri☾✧ 23 Nov @ 9:36am

I pissed myself :c

Mei mei 19 Nov @ 10:41am

i think this didn't work, i beated the game without pissing myself....
0/10

TheKummerXD 18 Nov @ 11:36pm

Farewell

Magikarp624 8 Nov @ 11:59am

instructions unclear, I'm being judged by a war crime

Kaya 2 Nov @ 6:15pm

Farewell

спасибо за доту 2 Nov @ 5:50am

literally the best guide I've seen

falloutDUDES 1 Nov @ 1:49pm

i tried this before even seeing this

Karina_ist_cooll 24 Oct @ 11:36am

Wow this is the best guide ive ever seen love it!

SkaldedDawg 6 Oct @ 11:28am

Jump scares give me internal fear. You cannot tell one bit that I'm startled (which is what it is, just a startle). I have a dead stare. I am an android.

Gardelhs✰ 5 Sep @ 1:27pm

best

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