Welcome to Dead by Daylight! Where your goal is to annoy your teammates, frustrate the killer and inevitably meet your doom in the most cringeworthy way possible! Whether you're aiming to turn your friends into rage monsters or just want to be the laughable tragedy of the match, this guide will ensure you’re the star of the show (and not in a good way).

Whether it’s a pallet or a window, make sure to teabag like it’s the most important moment of your life. Sure, the killer hasn’t even seen you yet, but that’s just next-level mind games!

See your teammate on the hook? Perfect! Run over, unhook them immediately with zero regard for the killer lurking 5 feet away. Bonus points if you are in voice chat and scream to your buddies “I GOT YOU, BRO!”

Timing skill checks is for nerds. If you’re not blowing at least 3 skill checks before the killer even sniffs you out, are you even playing? That loud explosion will let everyone know you mean business.

See your friend being chased? Body block like you’re trying out for the NFL. Drop pallets in their path, and block vaults they were heading for. Remember, if they can’t escape, you might survive. Probably not, though.

Mastering the 360 spin is an art, but failing it? Even better. Spin in circles, disorient yourself, run directly into a wall, and watch as the killer barely has to lift a finger to down you.

When all else fails, rage quit the moment the killer finally picks you up. This ensures you to leave your teammates a lovely parting gift, now one less person to share the gens with. Remember, it’s not losing if you leave early!

Despite all your efforts to annoy everyone, you’ll still die. Maybe the killer’s laughing, maybe your teammates are wondering how they got matched with you. But you? You did your job.

Congratulations! You’ve successfully annoyed everyone and still died with style.