Why do I believe in CORN? (and you should too)

Where some people see a meme that's only funny for a week and will fade into obscurity, I see endless opportunity and a golden ticket out of this godforsaken city. A key to a new life. Because finally someone made the American Dream® available for real for all of us! Software that rewards hard work and smart decisions, like the free market is supposed to do.

WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

WE ARE ALL GOING TO GET RICH

CORN CORN CORN

Now repeat that!

Good!

Now hug the person next to you!

YES!

I know you can feel the success already. I certainly can. Isn't that a great feeling, knowing that we all will benefit from each other equally, enhancing the global good for this galactic family and vastly improving our collective experience on this fascinating planet.

This is our journey, this is our chance!

WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

WE ARE ALL GOING TO GET RICH

CORN CORN CORN

Good!

Now hug the person next to you!

YES!

But to make this dream come true we need to trust each other and first and foremost we need to trust the genius that made this opportunity available to us.

TIM SNEED

His vision is our vision, together we can change the world.

This is our journey, this is our chance!

WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT

WE ARE ALL GOING TO GET RICH

CORN CORN CORN