1. Collect 14,000 Hats: Stack them into a tower reaching three stories high. This is crucial for no reason.


2. Obtain Australiumonium: Solve 300 nonsense riddles from the Saxton Hale cardboard cutout. Receive a punch and a glowing metal.


3. Smelt in the Payload Explosion: Push the Payload while singing the Russian national anthem backward. Toss Australiumonium into the blast to smelt it.

4. Build Control Panel: Combine four Jarate jars, a dispenser, and 50 Mad Milk cases into a functioning control panel. Don’t ask why this works.


5. Assemble Bomb with Mann Co. Crates: Stack 100 unopened crates in a pyramid, place the smelted core inside. Tears of disappointed players are optional glue.

6. Install Scratched Up Gibus: Top it off with the most battered Gibus hat you can find. It’s the key to everything.

7. Detonate with a Taunt: Stand on the bomb and use the Fresh Brewed Victory taunt. Enjoy the pointless explosion of hats and Australiumonium. Nothing happens, but it looks cool.