When you are injured, don't let your teammate heal you. Run into the corner of the map and use self-care to heal yourself. It's slower and gives you the most amount of time to imagine how your survivor teammates are feeling.

Why should you heal them? If they don't want to be injured, then they shouldn't have gotten injured in the first place.

At first glance, technician seems to be a helpful perk that allows your missed skill checks to not be heard after a certain distance. The goal of running this perk is to purposely missed those skill checks when working on a gen with another survivor. The greater the loss in gen progression, the greater the loss in their sanity :)

After disappointing them with a your missed skill checks and prioritizing your own life over taking a protection hit for them, heal them to reveal your autodidact. Nothing's greater than losing gen progress followed by healing progress.

DO NOT GET VALUE OUT OF THIS PERK. HAVE PURELY TO LOSE HEALING PROGRESS

Do not run buckle up or any perk that synergizes well with this perk. Try to pick those dying survivors right as they get downed, so they're least ready to continue their chase. I personally recommend body-blocking your injured teammate so they can get downed; if you're not getting value out of your perks, you are not a good teammate.

The perk troubleshooter allows you to see the aura of the generator with the most progressed generator. You can use this to lead the killer to your teammates. They will be very angry as they just want to do a gen and relax. But this is the real world, there is no relaxing...

Immediately unhook your teammates when they get hooked. It's not fun just hanging on a hook all game while other people are getting chased and having fun. Unhook them in front of the killer and let them get tunneled. The stress and need to not get tunneled will help them have fun. After all, being chased is the fun part of Dead by Daylight right?

Here's a list of things to do that will disappoint and/or anger your teammates:

• Miss a pallet save
  
• Miss a flashlight save (bonus points if you don't shine anywhere near the killer's face)
  
• Pretend to be going for a flashlight/pallet save, but instead point or drop your item.

It's one thing not having perks, but it's another having perks that are useless or don't work well. This is best when playing with a SWF, because they will hate for you for trying to get value out of useless perks.

• No Mither, Self-Care, Mettle of Man, and Object of Obsession
  
• Diversion and Red Herring to rat out your teammates (credit to BHVRs Wokeism Freak)
  
• Visionary, Rookie Spirit, and Poised Poised
  
• Sprint Burst and Lithe

The Sprint Burst and Lithe combo makes Lithe useless, but you can still get value out of sprint burst. So it's best if you run in a straight line to pretend you're having connection issues; that way, your teammates can't be mad at your for throwing.

Use these perks to find your teammates to body block them.

You can also use plot twist to pretend you're giving a body block, but go into the dying state and let the killer's attack go onto your teammate instead.

Credit to BHVRs Wokeism Freak for the Bond and Plot Twist Idea

I don't mean actually do it, so they can wiggle off. I mean take hits when there's no chance of them wiggling off, so they can see you lose a health state for no reason.

• Begin to harmonize like Stable Ronaldo when one of your friends get into a chase.
  
• Webcam mic; say your microphone is broken so you will have to do with a crappy webcam mic and just destroy their eardrums
  
• Just start crying. they will not be able to take this painful game serious and consult you. The best part is that they can't be mad at you or hate you for doing horribly or anything because of morals.

Songs to harmonize to:

• Payphone
  
• Call Me Maybe
  
• Family Guy Intro
  
• Arthur the Aardvark Intro
  
• Cotton Eye Joe

If you don't want to sing, make any of these sounds:

• Mario Death Sound
  
• Just Scream
  
• Old Roblox Death Sound
  
• Scream bad words (choose words wisely)

DON"T ESCAPE. I don't mean just let the killer kill you. This guide is not aiming to help survivors or killers; we're aiming for own game of fun.

When in the endgame collapse and you see your teammate in chase, do not escape to let them get hatch. Always leave last second or when they get downed. Whether or not you let the killer get blood warden value is entirely up to you. It might make them rage to see you escape instead of them or see you end up dying to blood warden for "no good."

ESCAPE
When your teammate is in a chase in the endgame and needs a hit and you to open the gate, don't do that. Let them die. Why should you get injured for an already dying person? They're just a dead man walking! If they want you to take a hit so they can escape, they should've turned on their cheats and been at the escape in .000001 seconds.