Nerd vs Chad.

One has the brains the other has the muscles.

Ivan looks weirdly handsome.

I love when Beta meets retail.

who ever made the Ivan model props to them that shit is really damn good

Am I the only one getting Nick Offerman vibes from Ivan?

Кто лучше, гордон фрийман и алекс, либо иван космобайкер и бета Алекс?

what in the actual fuck did you just say scamper?

for some reason I imagine ivan the space biker having an australian accent

then they strip down and suckle on each other before they zig all over, and become ziggers.

will they fight, or they will settle this witt words? I am settling for Kano's sausage! (for only a few peaple)