Grand Theft Auto V

Grand Theft Auto V

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how to be patient
By Heiguei
hello i'll show you how to be patient while the game loads on online
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Capitalism
get ssd, if you get ssd, everything will load faster

here are some ssd examples


Job
if your poor ass cant get an ssd, i would advise you to get a job. then you can leave gta loading and go to work


job is good because you can also meet new people, i guess if you are a gta online you never talked to a person i guess

if you cant get a job which is probably what's going to happen, you can skip this section and check the next one
Meditation
meditation is great if you are an impatient mf like me, meditation is like close your eyes, breath in and breath out.

if you are a newcomer i'll leave a guided video for you to start


after you are a meditation buddha ass master you can start with videos that will help you to maintain your focus whiile you wait for you gta online to load, this should be a great video to listen to while you load


you wont even notice the time passing by
The Subway Surfers Method
if you are a completely braindead and probably born after the 2010s, this is a good way to pass time by. i guess you are familiar with podcasts/sigma/interviews on tiktok where half the screen is for the subject in question, but they leave the other half for a subway surfers, a kinetic sand asmr, a beamng car ramming against a wall or even a gta car sunt video.




Exercise
get some exercises done for you health, it's good since you're probably a fat giant american and your daily meals are mc donalds and arby's. it'll help to pass time and you also can make some friends

Bachelor's Degree
oh boy oh boy, while you wait for the game to load, it's probably enough time for you to get a bacherlo's degree in something cool like law or medical school (do not go for graphic design, you will regret it)

Family
form a family, family


hold on... the game will load soon...
It will load soon...
hold on big boy... the game is almost loading big boy...


any second now...
8 Comments
Heiguei  [author] 8 Jan @ 11:56am 
should i make a guide on this chat
Osiris1121 8 Jan @ 11:04am 
how do i move in gta 5
elchapo 7 Jan @ 6:53pm 
Instructions unclear, The police are still at my door.
Heiguei  [author] 7 Jan @ 11:26am 
alright
Your Balls Are Mine 6 Jan @ 10:01am 
My balls ache
Adi 4 Jan @ 3:36pm 
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