Step 1. Acquire a computer
Step 2. Download Steam on said computer
Step 3. Open Steam
Step 4. Make a Steam account
Step 5. On the search bar provided search: "Garten of Banban"
Step 6. Click on the game Page
Step 7. Add the game to your library and install the game
Step 8. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO PLAYING THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU MISERABLE, OPILA BIRD FALLING AND DYING WAS THE ONLY THING THAT GAVE ME ANY OUNCE OF JOY
Step 9. DELETE THIS GAME AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE AND DESTROY YOUR COMPUTER, ITS CORRUPTED AND TOO LATE FOR IT AFTER DOWNLOADING THIS MISERABLE EXPERIENCE CALLED A GAME

Thank you for listening!