Hahaha

And that's exactly what happened, every word of it is true.

And so it was, that he became greater and more powerful than anything we could imagine. He, who was once nothing more than a dispensible jewelery store security guard, ruled with a divine fist that our mortal world trembled in the shadow of. Helpless cries fell upon deaf ears as he turned his back and muttered.
"Now... you've seen my true power."