The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

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How to become playboi carti in skyrim
By SEX!!
pretty helpful guide
made out of boredom feel free to write stupid comments that make me laugh months later years even
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IntRoduCtIon *
in this guide I will teach you men and women how to become playboi carti in skyrim (Or attempt to)
follow each step carefully and you're guaranteed to succeed on your quest of becoming the vamp king
cHaptEr 1 *
first you must be tall and skinny (Do this with racemenu or something i dont know ion play unmodded skyrim)
also be redguard

now you must dye your hair (dreads) like a pint of red
make sure to install a mod that adds black skinny jeans, rick owens sneakers and any t shirt as long as its black
ChAPter 2 *
now you must become vamp
start the dawnguard questline
and JOIN THE VAMPIRES
you also get serena if you want an extra hoe (you'll have them all in the end so idm)

finish the dawnguard questline as a vampire
Now you're the vampire king
ChaPter 3 *
now we can begin the true ritual of being playboi carti

dwell in the ancient dwemer ruins to find technology capable of producing music
create the album "Whole lotta red" idc how just do it
after this make it popular sell it in cities
then

you will have the true power of a vamp king (Financial)
now you can bribe wizzards into giving you their powers
now with all the powers of the magicians combined you can be a vamp king (cartier type)
chapter 4 im bored of the funny opium letter ♥♥♥♥
now you must sign a contract with any companion as long as their name is Destroy Lonely
also make one with Ken Carson
you'll have both wit u all the time and you will call yourselves Opium

after this, you've probably got plenty of hoes
but go to serana
make her 4 weeks preg
then choke her violently and get put in jail
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you done ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up..?
no its carti lore it'll help with the new album Narcissist
await for lone to bail you outta jail
once you're out drie by on the opps (Serana which has probably given birth already and is a single mother of 6 ugly rascals)

now FINALLY FOR ♥♥♥♥♥ SAKE RELEASE Narcissist
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Yeat dropped 10 albums while you only released one
he cant kill u because hes all cap but still the meatriders gonna make it seem like he would

you'll prolly get killed by your offspring (If they survived the drive by on THE HORSE remember this is skyrim)
if not then indulge in some mistresses in solitude
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replace all water in tamriel with purple drank
force all to listen to opium
♥♥♥♥ on lones face and post it on snap for funnie
die inshallah you will be grounded into a fine dust a fibrous powder
succumb to the felonies you have commited in ancient usa aka tamriel
or die from std's all them hoes in skyrim probably got some bad ♥♥♥♥ shoulda gone for the southern women
epilogue
if it all went accordingly you are now a famous rapper by the name of Playboi Carti that loves to tease his fanbase into abandoning all hopes of a new drop

bye guys i will answer questions and prolly do more of this crap in the future
54 Comments
SEX!!  [author] 22 Jul @ 5:21am 
Because the steam community is littered with perverts which also happen to be racist no lifes
Kabbao 21 Jul @ 4:34am 
why is the first thing i see in the comments someone being racist
SEX!!  [author] 13 Jul @ 7:03am 
Choke on it and die
The Sludge Marquise 12 Jul @ 5:25pm 
rap music makes me puke
SEX!!  [author] 7 Jul @ 3:44am 
Then they racist against themselves
TrixR4PiGz 6 Jul @ 7:30pm 
I know black folks who say that
SEX!!  [author] 6 Jul @ 6:09pm 
If u was black u wouldnt say that
TrixR4PiGz 6 Jul @ 1:40pm 
How’s that racist you don't know if I'm black
SEX!!  [author] 6 Jul @ 12:52pm 
Stfu racist ass
TrixR4PiGz 6 Jul @ 12:11pm 
Trash who want's to be a Ni***r