Ranger guy is basically a glass cannon, if you don't what that means, get your ass to google and look it up yourself, I'm not your dad. His kit does the most damage, but he has the least amount of health. Ranger guy has 3 kits, crit, poison, and dodge. Dodge is for the weak who cant take hits (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥). Crit is pretty ass so only choose it when you don't have any poison cards left. I'm gonna be talking about poison first, and leave the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crit for last.


Poison is basically a DOT (damage over time) effect that does more damage each stack you have, each card applies a different amount of poison.

The first poison card does 3 damage, but only applies 2 poison, this one is good if the enemy is on low hp, and you just need that last finishing blow, it's probably the worst poison card right now.

The second poison card looks like a ♥♥♥♥, has green liquid inside of it, with no lid on, (That HAS to be a safety violation right?) and is smoking with toxic fumes. It applies 3 stacks of poison, it's basically the middle ground of all the poison cards, not very good, not very bad. However, if you get enough of these, you can decimate any enemy in your path (Including clippy).

The third poison card (Or as I like to call it, the "BEEG POTION") is a way thiccer version of the second one, it deals 4 stacks of poison, its basically the second one, but better. The fourth poison card does 2 stacks of poison, you might be asking "Zan, why the ♥♥♥♥ are you so stupid?" the answer to that question is "♥♥♥♥ you", you might also be asking "Zan, what makes this one different from the second card?" the answer to that one is, this one gains more stacks the more you use it in your run, eventually it can get to around 14-16, at least that's the most I've ever seen.

The fourth poison card just attacks the enemy, hard to understand, I know, then gives you a random poison card. That's it.

The fifth and last, (Or as I like to call it, the slot machine.) is the holy grail of poison, this one does 2 stacks of poison, the catch is, on the first go you have a 100% chance to not discard that card, it then goes to 60%, then 40%, 20%, then finally, 10%. You can see why I love this card so much. If RNGesus is on your side, then you'll be having a blast with this one.

Now, we're gonna have to talk about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crit build, (Crit is still better than dodge.) so bear with me. Crit basically just increases your damage and changes the damage colour to red. Thats it.

First card in the crit build is pretty ass, basically all it does is make your next attack do critical damage, not much to say about it.

Second crit card is the first one, but just better. It gives you 4 seconds of guaranteed crits. Really good with attack speed increases.

Third crit card is also just the same as the first, but better, it seems they're all just the first one, anyways this card just does critical damage, different than the first because it instantly applies the damage, separate from your character's damage.