Do not take this guide seriously at all lol
Tho some facts are still true here.

1: ASH

You like tomboys,and to bully people in games. Gets irritated really easily by anything.

2: ATLAS

"It's rewind time!" is your favorite meme,favorite movie is Back to the Future and in general you are a chill person to be around.

3: AZAAN

Possibly you were a Flanknando main before they gutted him so you searched for a new tank with good mobility and some good damage,you didn't want Ruckus tho cause you are not a scrub.
You think highly of yourself.

4: BARIK

A calm person,does not care if he wins or loses,just wants a close match and a good time,the least possible tank player to spam VGS,unless they use the TF2 skin.
Dwarfs are your favorite race in any fantasy setting.

5: FERNANDO

You are a basic b!tch. Will spam either VGS or emotes or both. If you still wanna play Flankando in this day and age tho...I salute you. Denies that he is gay.

6: INARA

You are either a unga bunga person and just rush point or you are a memer and use the flying walls,there is no in-between.
When things don't go well,you might spam VGS just to troll your Support.

7: KHAN

You do not like to be babysitted by anyone in any game,you can handle yourself just fine.
Likes to yeet people out of existence and maybe you are a simp for Lian.

8: MAKOA

You cry whenever you face an enemy Drogoz,cause you know sooner or later he is gonna ult just to counter your ult.
Most likely owns a turtle irl and loves them. At this point you only play Makoa just because he is fun,not because he is meta or anything like that.

9: NYX

Demons are your fetish. Definitely into mommy milkers.

10: RAUM

Average Doom enjoyer,likes to BONK people,is Anti-Horni and prefers to use an actual fun tank over the scrubby Ruckus choice.

11: RUCKUS

You are a DPS/Flank main but hate that you are so squishy so you play Ruckus for the high HP.
Most likely to rush a 1v5 then spam VGS to their Support when they are on the other side of the map.
Biggest ego of any tank player ever and you love to use scrubby characters in any game just to piss people off.

12: TERMINUS

Watched Grover's alpha gameplay back when that character was a tank and you thought a melee character is fun to play,only to realize people can just run away from you lmao
Possibly a masochist too.

13: TORVALD

There are two types of Torvald players,firstly there is the Release/Pre-Rework Torvald players who dearly miss his old abilities and his ridiculous high HP and shield,can't blame you,he was super fun to use back then,as you had to be close and personal to your opponent and the counter was simple...just stay away from him lmao
After the rework you dropped him as he became boring to play which leads me to Post Rework Torvald players. You guys love pocketing your DPS/Flank friend everytime,you are the equivalent of TF2's Medic GF that only pockets their Soldier/Heavy BF. No one likes you so you might as well make the life of everyone a misery. YAY!

14: YAGORATH

Oddest person in the lobby,even more if you use the cuddly skin. You don't see the bugs in Paladins as a problem but rather a feature. Most likely the person who does level 1,fists only runs in Dark Souls games and even plays that game with a guitar controller...
Likes to eat people.

1: BETTY LA BOMBA

What if Low-Rez/Evil Mojo made a character just as spammy as Dredge but requires even lower skill to use,oh right,Betty exists...
Also really,REALLY is into thicc people.

2: BOMB KING

Most insane people for still maining the champion that requires the lowest ping possible at all times to be even functional,but hey,have fun with him,I can't stop you.

3: CASSIE

Does anyone remember the time when she used to have a bow? If you do and played her before they gave her the crossbow,you don't play her anymore cause the crossbow screws your screen and aim.
If you main her now...you are an A-Hole that easily spams VGS at the smallest inconvenience,you hate the word fun and loves to burst people out of existence,considering the buffs she is gonna get,people are gonna hate your guts even more now,especially tank and flank players.
The equivalent of a Ruckus player.

4: DREDGE

You only play to either spam or just because you like pirates in general which hey,the later choice is respectable,do not feel bad about that. Also you think that his weapon inspect animation is the cutest thing ever.

5: DROGOZ

Back during his early years I would had called you a scrub for abusing his mobility but now considering most of the mobility is nerfed hard and you get so many counters now,I call you the Gigachad since you don't care about the counters,you just wanna have fun flying around the map which fair enough.

6: IMANI

You like both ice and fire and dragons. Yeah,that's pretty much it.

7: KASUMI

The "My aim is so bad,I can't even play basic champions like Vik." character,even Lian with 2 aimbot abilities was too hard for you,you went the extra mile to just hold M1 with no thoughts whatsoever and make everyone's life a misery.
Probably mains Sadako in DBD too,the condemned playstyle which everyone loves going against.

8: KINESSA

Either clueless or godlike with her,no in-between. Definitely played a CoD game before.

9: LIAN

You want to be stepped on and also like Cassie mains,you hate the word fun. In reality,you are a scrub too.

10: OCTAVIA

The Support/Tank main who gets to play DPS for once in their life.
Also the biggest fan of "STOP WATCHING THIS BROHER WE MUST STOP THE MPLA". Favorite game is CoD BO2.

11: SAATI

Ex-Skye main who takes refuge in Saati. Favorite gun in any shooter is the Deagle.

12: SHA LIN

Read Kinessa's part. Also into Aladin memes.

13: STRIX

What are you doing here? Go back to CSGO filthy tryhard.

14: TIBERIUS

Favorite cartoon is Kung Fu Panda and possibly a furry too.

15: TYRA

Got tired of CSGO so you take refuge in Paladins. You hate tank players with a passion tho.

16: VIKTOR

You are the basic b!tch of the DPS class but you don't care,you just wanna pew pew some people. Your favorite game is any CoD.

17: VIVIAN

Actual psychos,do not underestimate a Vivian main,they don't care about the hate they get,they just pew pew even more. Your favorite type of weapon are LMGs.

18: Willo

Hates Support players and loves making their life a misery even more than it was already.

1: CORVUS

The DPS player who is forced to go Support. And you relate to Corvus's line of "Stop dying you fools!" the most.

2: FURIA

You don't like being babysitted,just like Khan players.
Definitely a thigh person.

3: GROHK

Like Torvald,there are two types of Grohk mains. The one who played Grohk since Alpha or CB/OB that know how sh!t he was back then and was considered a throw/meme pick but didn't care,they just found him fun. When Grohk got a visual rework,they still got pissed for not receiving the old Shrek skin as an option to buy.
The Grohk mains that started playing him only after the buffs and the visual rework just like going Maelstrom and that's it.

4: GROVER

Most chill Support players and also loves sniping from across the map. Lastly,they love using the vine tech which pretty much makes Grover have the best mobility of any Support in the game. You can't really hate them.

5: IO

Weebs in denial that they are also furries. They miss the days when Luna could capture the point by herself or push the payload.

6: JENOS

Doesn't like to play the game that much,but still plays it. Most likely a gambler too,as his ult will hit someone or not hit anyone at all.

7: LILLITH

Loves spamming heals left and right and almost being immortal and impossible to kill. Definitely into vampires too.

8: MAL'DAMBA

Most respected players in the entire game,and who can blame them,Damba has both a fun and balanced kit to play as and against. They own(ed) a snake irl.

9: PIP

Is playing an actual Flank too much work for you,even buying KTH is too much? Well then,Pip is the perfect character for you. Definitely a furry,and if they use Pepper,they are a degenerate person.

10: REI

You love bunny girls and also probably a degenerate too.

11: SERIS

When you wanna play a Support without much thought at all. Best heal slut in the business too. Horniest Support players,even more so if they use Infernal or Jade Priestess skins.

12: YING

90% of you don't know how to use her dimensional link effectively which is good for everyone else. But those Ying players that know how to use her dimension link are scary people. And we don't talk about DPS Ying...

1: ANDROXUS

You are the traditional tryhard player of Paladins and definitely edgy. You also main edgy characters in other games like Jin in Tekken or Noob in Mortal Kombat.

2: BUCK

Biggest wildcard as you don't know if that Buck is gonna carry you,be average,or just be dogsh!t at the game. Favorite Youtuber is Raventric.

3: CASPIAN

Dancing is your favorite hobby.
PS: You are gay too. (Like Nando mains)

4: EVIE

Same thing like Buck players. Also the Gigachad of Flanks as to how hard is to use Evie at all. But you don't care,you try more and more till you get the hang of her. Definitely into crazy chicks.

5: KOGA

Weeb,also you did not think you are ninja with those loud AF footsteps. If you do,you are delusional.

6: LEX

You think sliding down shooting people is the most badass thing ever. (spoiler alert,it isn't)

7: MAEVE

Thinks they are cute,most likely the people to write things such as "UwU" or "OwO". Their favorite game is Nekopara which should tell you everything about them.
Definitely a cat person,but this one should be obvious for anyone really...

8: MOJI

What if you combine old Grohk mains with Vivian mains? You get Moji players,absolute memelords who secretly are psychos that just wanna watch the world burn.
PS: You share something in common with Dredge players besides both of you loving to spam,and that is their weapon inspect animation.

9: SKYE

Horniest players in Paladins,period. They do not care that she is sh!t to play as (PC) or against (console,new players). They are the equivalent of Spy mains from TF2.

10: TALUS

Console tryhards. Also the FBI is watching you so be careful what you are doing or searching...

11: VII

Next gen Androxus mains. Got happy that Evie was dethroned from the character with the best mobility,as now VII has the best mobility.

12: VATU

Weeb and furry in denial. Used to main Maeve.

13: VORA

Wants to be corrupted by Vora and much more,but I don't wanna go into NSFW territory.
Used to main Grover but got bored of him.

14: ZHIN

Misses the old Retailation,and basically giving the middle finger to Ruckus players,I miss it too...

Hope this guide was at least a bit funny to read and definitely not cringey at all...