This is a guild all about Prelude enemies in ultrakill. This will be a series by me. Have fun.

This weird looking condom with legs is weak af, lmao. It is for real a goomba cuz it is full of goo you need to cover all over your body to beat up other men (Blood). It has the same bullet resistance as your everyday infant.

5/10, would go for a walk with and talk about life with him, but not much else.

This goofy man is just like my uncle, he throws his balls in my face, and he is always far away from me because he is a registered sex offender. I don’t know who sex is but how did my poor uncle Larry offend him?

Uncle Larry is very strong and he punched me in the face once and it hurt. But when the police showed up, he got zapped and started to dance! After that Mommy and Daddy were crying, but uncle Larry gave me a fun lollipop! Thanks uncle Larry!

0/10 Mommy said I can’t see uncle Larry anymore, but I see him outside my window every night, so she is a liar.

I must have dementia because I can barely even remember this guy exists, and also because I can’t remember the names and faces of people I meet! I must have dementia because I can barely even remember this guy exists, and also because I can’t remember the names and faces of people I meet! I must have dementia because I can barely even remember this guy exists, and also because I can’t remember the names and faces of people I meet!

?/10 I can’t even remember my name.

This guy for real said *Vineboom*

10/10 *Vineboom*

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The Demoman is a self-described black Scottish cyclops and a scrumpy-swilling demolitions expert from Ullapool, Scotland, who is one of the most versatile members of the team. A master of explosives, the Demoman strategically deals massive amounts of indirect and mid-range splash damage.

I also don’t like demoman because he has random crits and random crits bad. ♥♥♥♥ you random crits

8/10 It's Demoman Tf2, but I had to remove 2 points because random crits

Lebron James is back from his role in Space Jam 2 to ball all over your behind. He is really hard, and makes me really hard. I wish Lebron James came to my school and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of Kyle. Screw you Kyle you stole my crayons. That's why your mother doesn’t like you. You are a poopyhead Kyle.

11/10 I like Big Black Men

I do plan on making guilds on all the enemys. And before you ask, yes, cancer rat included.

(Btw I didn't include the stickman because I will make a guild for all the secret bosses combined)



Btw, if this guild gets on the front page of guilds, I will make a steamy gay guild about V1, Mirage, V2, MAURICE, Mindflaryer, and Gaberial. If this guild gets front page, and I don't ever do it, I legally will donate my ball sack to Ukraine.