Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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GUIDE TO ROSTER RIDING IN DIV4 (works in others divs)
By ROTTEN GIRL
This guide will teach you how to do the roster rider meta strat.
   
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THE BEGINNING
foreword
thinking
hmm
WHAT IS ROSTER RIDING?????
roster riding, or the term abbreviated 'RR,' is a brilliant term to capture the sheer enthusiasm of people who are totally (not) participating in the team.The epitome of strategic brilliance and unparalleled finesse in team dynamics. It's an art form, really, where individuals masterfully navigate the fine line between being present and not, leaving the team in awe of their mysterious and enigmatic contributions. A true testament to the nuanced skill of participation without actually participating.
HOW TO JOIN A TEAM????? (PART 1)
In the art of self-promotion, subtly flaunt your talents in MGE (MY GAMING EDGE). Embrace the challenge, even if reaching the top div seems like a distant dream . You're playing for recognition, after all. Embody the MGE blackie sweat (Kaleidoscope) persona, consistently claiming !add 4 (blands mid) to assert your dominance over the competition. Master the game, and let your prowess speak volumes in this guide to getting noticed.
HOW TO JOIN A TEAM???? (PART 2)
Within various leagues such as AsiaFortress, ATF2L, and ozfortress, a diverse array of formats and team opportunities exists. This provides an extensive platform for individuals seeking to optimize the accumulation of medals throughout each season.

To get started , here are links to the various leagues :

AsiaFortress : https://discord.com/invite/9dv4PEuZkG

Ozfortress : https://discord.gg/ozfortress-82651383144120320

ATF2L : https://discord.gg/sA68jQuXzK
GREATEST ASPECTS OF ROSTER RIDING
1 - MEDALS
2 - no rlly thats it
HOW TO STAY IN A TEAM LONG ENOUGH WITHOUT GETTING KICKED OFF
To successfully avoid attending the game, it's imperative to provide a multitude of excuses, ranging from the classic "I was at the hospital" to more creative ones like "My dog ate my scrim schedule" or the timeless "I had an official game." By strategically deploying such excuses, you can elicit pity from your teammates (disposable), prompting them to empathize and demonstrate understanding, ultimately leading to forgiveness.

However, in the unlikely event that the team contemplates cutting you, there are two potential courses of action to consider. First, you could proactively engage in the upcoming games, demonstrating commitment and dispelling any notions of your dispensability. Alternatively , if push comes to shove, you might contemplate resorting to a more assertive approach – specifically, BLACKmailing the team leader. In my personal perspective, the latter option seems more preferable, given its potential efficacy in safeguarding your position within the team.The best option would probably be to :

Gaslighting
"GGs guys"
"LETS GO IM ROOTING FOR YALL"
"I've played against ____ once, they were pretty good"
"Yall got 6?"
"Ok just ping if need sub ill be on standby dw" they won't ping u 99% of the time
"Yeah I can play"
"F**k sorry had a power outage"
"Wait didn't we play against them already?" (start saying this when you've scrimed at least once with the team)

HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR REPUTATION
It is crucial that you maintain a reserved demeanor and simply accept your medals quietly at the end of the season. Drawing from personal experience, it is advisable to speak only when necessary and refrain from expressing any form of hatred, particularly towards the African-American community, by avoiding the use of offensive slurs. Being banned from a league translates to one less opportunity to earn medals. Reflect on this aspect for consideration.

Example of things of not to say :
WHEN YOU DID AN OOPSIE OOPS
LOOK THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS
EFFECTIVENESS OF THIS GUIDE
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conclusion
just ♥♥♥♥♥ play the game dumb dog
8 Comments
ARISSS 5 hours ago 
based
ha-lo 2 Apr, 2024 @ 6:18am 
mid
[MORB] SEGA Bass Fishing 20 Dec, 2023 @ 8:57pm 
based NA low div passtime federation 3rd place medal
Shigbeard on controller fyi 18 Dec, 2023 @ 4:11am 
this guide cured my cancer and got me laid 10/10
mommy asmr enjoyer 18 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00am 
Kys bro
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goated
bballer 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:48pm 
useless fk
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