My father is wanted in 8 countries for corporate embezzlement and now the FBI is interrogating me as a prime suspect because we share the same name.
They are claiming that my history with chuzzle is proof of my laundering, which to be fair chuzzle and money laundering are very similar acts. I know this from personal experience. But these claims are completely false. I am not my father nor did my father commit these crimes. This entire thing feels like a cover up to get access to my computer and remove my previous chuzzle guide on how to commit a war crime using said game. Popcaps hitmen are finally after me, I just know it.