Step 1. Find an elf girl (good luck)

Step 2. Give them something sugary like a sugar cane. If you don't have a sugar cane farm then you can replace this with something like a frog or a mushroom.

Step 3. Hope they eat what you give them, IF THEY DON'T THEN RUN.

Step 4. After that give them a head rub and hope they don't eat you.

Step 5. Spend some time getting to know them and what their day to day life is like.

Step 6. Show interest in what they like doing and share a bit about yourself.

Step 7. After getting to know them and spending time with them you pop the question and pray you don't get hit with a roundhouse kick.

Step 1- BECOME THE ELF GIRL