Ready or Not

Ready or Not

602 ratings
How to play Ready or Not like an absolute sigma male
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or, in other words, how to play like a schizophreniac
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steps
1. enter a random public lobby
2. convince everyone to take the m4 super shotgun with a flashlight, a gas mask, the c2 charge and cs gas grenades
3. pick a random map
4. commit war crimes
rules & what war crimes to commit
1. shoot everyone, that includes civilians, don't arrest anyone
2. if a teammate accidentally shoots another teammate, shoot them in the face
3. never check rooms for traps or enemies
4. never stop moving
5. blow up every door you can
6. constantly throw gas grenades, no room shall be left ungassed
7. shout german propaganda when engaging in a combat situation
8. do not use your pistol
9. remember: the "F" score stands for "Fantastic"
72 Comments
Samael The Left Hand Of God 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:20am 
absolutely amazing i cant believe i didn't see this sooner, its like you were watching me personally as i played
Heisenberg 1 Nov, 2024 @ 12:43pm 
Jesse, we need to restore germany to its former glory.
sirdud 27 Oct, 2024 @ 10:37am 
humor of a 10 year old
BADMAN 26 Oct, 2024 @ 3:54pm 
lol
GatoBilly 25 Oct, 2024 @ 4:09am 
I personally don't believe in getting penalised for unauthorised use of force when I was the one who authorised it
Marcelo 1.0 22 Oct, 2024 @ 8:52pm 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Username1701 11 Sep, 2024 @ 3:15pm 
they aren't war crimes if you aren't in a war
Endless Dreaming 23 Jul, 2024 @ 3:27am 
F is foor Fun that we have together U is for uranium bombs
GREG 17 Jul, 2024 @ 11:58am 
heh
Maidenlessguyy 7 Jul, 2024 @ 4:26pm 
user named leenochimmera150 plays with mods and cries when we lose score like somehow score gives fun