Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

140 ratings
How to get women
By Perfect Lifeform
If you're seeing this, someone has ordered for me to tell you that you get no maidens
2
2
5
5
5
4
3
   
Award
Favorite
Favorited
Unfavorite
What is a w*man
A woman is an adult female human. Prior to adulthood, a female human is referred to as a girl (a female child or adolescent). The plural women is sometimes used in certain phrases such as "women's rights" to denote female humans regardless of age.
Typically, women have two X chromosomes and are capable of pregnancy and giving birth from puberty until menopause. Female anatomy is distinguished from male anatomy by the female reproductive system, which includes the ovaries, fallopian tubes, uterus, vagina, and vulva. The adult female pelvis is wider, the hips broader, and the breasts larger than that of adult males. Women have significantly less facial and other body hair, have a higher body fat composition, and are on average shorter and less muscular than men.

a woman

Throughout human history, traditional gender roles have often defined and limited women's activities and opportunities; many religious doctrines stipulate certain rules for women. With restrictions loosening during the 20th century in many societies, women have gained access to careers beyond the traditional homemaker, and the ability to pursue higher education. Violence against women, whether within families or in communities, has a long history and is primarily committed by men. Some women are denied reproductive rights. The movements and ideologies of feminism have a shared goal of achieving gender equality.
Trans women (real women) have a gender identity that does not align with their male sex assignment at birth, while intersex women may have sex characteristics that do not fit typical notions of female biology.
origins of women
a typical "woman" from, 300,000,000 BC

As you can see, the "woman" may not be considered attractive by today's standard, but this "woman" would've been the dominant one of the pack in its time.
A typical "woman" from 200,000,000 BC

By todays standart it would've been considered a rodent, the "woman" was a way to our species progression

A typical woman from 159,033 BC
This is a reconstructed photo of a woman which was found under the now built Royal Chelsay Hospital, The "Woman" Is wearing formal attire for its time, The skeletal Remains of the "Woman" Are now back in the ground after a throughly analysis
DING DONG
A typical woman From 90,000,000 BC

I have nothing to say
How women were created
So the LORD God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man's ribs and then closed up the place with flesh. Then the LORD God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.

The "Woman" In question
Now, for the main course meal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkDUObv5iIU&ab_channel=3kliksphilip
First, you gotta have good singing abilities, women like a man with a good throat
Second, you gotta work on yourself, Shave your mustache, Use anti-hairloss products,Get your midlife crisis in line
And now, for the hardest step number 3



Fourth: Dont smell, use deodorant, smelly
Fifth: Stop playing gmod, dummy

And this is the end, hope you found this essay informative, leave 5 stars on youtube
51 Comments
Perfect Lifeform  [author] 15 May, 2022 @ 1:33am 
Hey fard player,i have the same guide but for men! come enjoy it
Noe 14 May, 2022 @ 9:22am 
a small bag works fine not that hard
Noe 14 May, 2022 @ 9:22am 
loveless gmod players
PLUGPER 14 May, 2022 @ 7:08am 
This comment is awaiting analysis by our automated content check system. It will be temporarily hidden until we verify that it does not contain harmful content (e.g. links to websites that attempt to steal information).
flatulencegaming 14 May, 2022 @ 6:57am 
is there a guide to pull men?
Myst3ry 14 May, 2022 @ 1:37am 
who needs woman they're cringe
Random Dumbass 13 May, 2022 @ 7:42pm 
i am a furry and i agree with the person below me in all possible ways.
Grandpa Major 13 May, 2022 @ 6:16pm 
The person above me /\ agrees with me in all ways possible of what I just said below this comment. \/
Grandpa Major 13 May, 2022 @ 6:15pm 
The person below me is gay. (Not a compliment)
System_Reb00t 13 May, 2022 @ 5:05pm 
the person below me is Prussian (not a compliment)