In this guide I will teach you how to touch grass in the game Touch Some Grass.

Touching grass is not something usually done by us, and yes, by us I mean you as well.
This guide is here to help you through the steps of grass touching. Touch Some Grass is only a basic game meant to showcase how cathartic and awesome grass touching can be. After reading this guide you will be able to touch grass without difficulty.

Step 0

If you haven't already, buy the game Touch Some Grass.

Step 1

Install the game Touch Some Grass.

Step 2

After you are done loading, press the "LET'S GO!" button on the lower half of your screen.

Step 3

Press left click on your mouse. This should make the hand on your screen lower and touch the grass patch presented after you press "LET'S GO!".

Step 4 (Optional)

You may also move the mouse, moving the mouse will make the grass move into the direction you are moving your mouse to. This is purely optional. But may prove useful to the lot of you that might want to experiment with grass physics.

Step 5

Rejoice. You have now officially touched grass in a video game, you are now one step closer to actually touching REAL grass.

Step 6

You may now exit the game. There are multiple ways to do this, but I recommend that you click on the top left cog on your screen and after the menu pops up, click on "EXIT GAME". This will close the game and give you the achievement "Touched some grass". Cherish this achievement, as it is your proof that you have overcome the many obstacles and trials life has thrown at you, only for you to reign victorious.


But don't get too cocky, the fight is not yet over.

Proceed to the next section.

If you have made it this far, I commend you. You are an inspiration to all of which have not been able to do what you have done. As I said, the fight is not yet done and here comes the real challenge.

Touching grass in real life

This section requires much more ambition and initiative, the tutorial will vary on many different factors.

Step 0

This is not required but is is recommended that you turn your computer off. This is to conserve energy and to help the environment. If everybody that wanted to touch grass left their computers on and went outside, they would indirectly kill the grass because of pollution :(
#savethegrass

Step 1

Go outside. That's right, you must go outside unless you have a patch of live grass at home (which most people don't).

Step 2
While outside, try scouting for nearby patches of grass. This task can go quite differently for all of you, it really just depends on where you live. If you live on the countryside it should be quite easy to find a patch of grass to touch. If you live in a big city, it's still doable, don't lose hope yet buddy.

Step 3

After you find a patch of grass, well done.

Touch it, touch that grass.

You have reached the end of your journey and you are ready to feel the bliss of touching grass. I was like you before I wrote this guide, lost and hopeless, not knowing my place in the world.

Trust me, you are not alone.

If you ever feel down, lonely, or sad, just know that there are people like you everywhere you look, you will never be alone. All people who go through this journey are part of our group.

They laughed at us for not touching grass.
Who is laughing now buddy?

They didn't believe in us, yet we prevail at every step of the way, and they are left baffled, baffled at the fact that we are stronger than they perceived us.

Step 4

Rest, take a deep breath, you must not stress longer. Lie in the grass, roll in it, have some fun.

Step 5

If you seek to further enrich yourself with the touch of the natural vegetation of mother nature, I suggest you repeat the steps listen above. Your story only is not yet over, and you may continue to touch grass at your own will, judgement is no longer effective against you.

You will not need to revisit this guide, you already know all that is needed.

If you have made it this far, don't thank me, I don't want recognition, I'm just thankful enough that you have developed into what you are today. Feel free to share your experience in the comments.

TYBG