"BLACK COURIER! BREAKING NEWS! Blood massacre right in the center of Imperial City! Many innocent died.
Hard times are upon us! The Emperor's death, Oblivion invasion, Anvil Chapel attack and so more threats for poor people of Cyrodiil. And now we have witnessed a terryfing act of mindless bloodbath right on the streets of our mighty capital!
According to some Imperial Watchmen, who were there at this dreadful night, some woman who was followed by two giant goblins, had appeared from some person's house and yelled for help. Sure thing, brave people of Cyrodiil decided to help a poor lady, especially because someone recognised her as a powerful Iron Maiden, present Grand Champion, and Arch-Mage of Arcane University. Goblins were too powerful (28 lvl lol) and some of our esteemed citizen fell dead. However, it was only the beginning! As these scary creatures fallen dead, one of the guards got crazy and started to hit others with his bare hands! As a result, his crazy action started a chain of frenzy slaughters right in the center of Imperial City"